Blob

A fat obese large male most blobs are stupid and fat

Harry is such a blob I can’t stand him

by Cody ball toucher February 7, 2024

Blobbing

The act of dropping semen out of a pipette onto another persons face.

Maybe try spice up your marriage with some blobbing.

by LucasTheMucas April 28, 2021

Bob the blob

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
This is bob the blob.

His name is bob.
He is a blob.
thank you
:)

Bob the blob... can he fix it?!?

Bob the blob... NO HE CAN'T

by bobby_blobby January 18, 2021

Blob

A weirdly shaped men's hairstyle.

Ex: I got my hair done at the barber's shop over the weekend. When I saw my girlfriend on Monday, she told me I had a blob. What do I do?

by chadeesa July 20, 2024

Roof Blob

A weirdly shaped men's hairstyle that is red.

Ex: I went to the barber's shop this Friday, they messed me all up. Now I look like I have a roof blob!

by chadeesa July 20, 2024

blob

In politics, the Deep State, the government (especially the secret police and their business associates), the Empire, the Ruling Class. Probably derived from the book or horror movie in which a huge amoeba-like organism quickly eats and digests everything it comes into contact with.

Joe thought Mr. T was fighting the Blob, but now he thinks he's just part of it.

by anarcissie November 4, 2019

Blob

He's like the funniest dude you will ever meet. Not fat but chunky in some areas. He has every single instrument known to man in his house. His favorite food is pringles and Dr. Bob

Person 1: Dudeeeeeeee, blob is hungry. We should feed him pringles and dr. bob.

Person 2: Yeah I know and then we all gotta play the King of the Hill theme song

by TheWalrusWasPaul69 December 23, 2020