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Raving Octopus

An annoying guy who always uses urban dictionary for every word.
Man that guy is a raving octopus ¬_¬
by Genetic Engineer. June 20, 2011
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Raunchy Octopus

A sexual act performed on another involving eight penises in which each penis is put into the mouth of the receptive individual. The connection between this act and sea-life stem from the use of eight penises reminiscent of the tentacles of an octopus; additionally some agree that that sound of gargling produced juices from this act can be traced back to the sound of a bubbling ocean current.
Some friends and I got together last night and gave my girlfriend the best Raunchy Octopus she has ever gotten.
by PromiscuousSquid July 17, 2011
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purple octopus

When 8 gay men lose their virginity together.
Is that a purple octopus?! or Did you hear John, Ben, Steve, Rick, Victor, Zach, Harry and Andy purple octopused last night?
by CSL3 September 4, 2011
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The Octopus

This is the process of fisting whereby, you insert your hands back to back and wiggle your fingers. Called the octopus due to there being eight fingers in there.
"Got this chick last night, She let me do "The Octopus" on her!"
by Alpharius October 27, 2009
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Octopustianity

The new religion to worship octopi who can predict soccer match winners with 100% accuracy.
I'm not happy with Christianity anymore, so I think I'll convert to Octopustianity. Jesus had nothing on Paul.
by Taiwerica July 12, 2010
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Octopussing

Male version of "Spidering". Two men facing each other sitting on a toilet going pee.
by BerryHol December 15, 2016
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Octopus erection

When you and 7 buddies get hard all at the same time and go to town on the same girl, who also brought along her sea food for good measure
Nick: Did you guys have fun last night at my octopus erection party?

Diego: Yeah I loved the smoked salmon we had after!
by Dadadad4 June 11, 2018
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