fake numbered

When you ask for some digits and instead get a number to some weird company or their grandma

Guy 1: Bro i just got my crush's digits!
Guy 2: Let me search them up.
Guy 2: bro you got fake numbered.
Guy 1: who's number was it
Guy 2 : Trojan condoms
Guy 1: damn it! I got fake numbered!

by Hotsauce Curt December 3, 2015

rule number 2

don't die

i'm gonna walk away, you know rule number 2?

by phatskinnyguy August 3, 2019

Something With Numbers

Something With Numbers is a relatively young Australian punk/rock band, having been together four years and hailing from the Central Coast. They signed with indie label Below Par Records in 2001.

It consists of:
·Jake Grigg-Vocals
·Lachlan Scott-Guitar
·Tim Crocker-Guitar
·Scott Chapman-Bass
·Dave Mcbeath-Drums

They released their first album, Ettiquette in 2004 which was quite a heavy, deep album and followed up recently with their second album, Perfect Distraction, a more upbeat rock record, in 2006.
Both albums show the creativity and depth of the band and Perfect Distraction has launched them into a somewhat state of stardom.

Some songs to download are:
I'm Sorry I'm Wrong (Ettiqutte)
Apple of the Eye (Perfect Distraction)
Double Dyed (Perfect Distraction)
On the Inside (Ettiqutte)
Crowner Of Kings (Ettiqutte)

Or you could supports these guys and actually go out and buy the album. It won't kill you.

SWN Fan-I bought 'Perfect Distraction' yesterday. It's so different to 'Ettiquette' but it is still really good.

Obilvious person-What is 'Perfect Distraction' and 'Ettiquette'?

SWN Fan-Something With Numbers new album!! Do you get out at all?

Oblivious person-I like Pepsi Chart Hits # 4

SWN Fan- *sigh*

by jammi December 25, 2008

Grouponing the numbers

Skewing the numbers to make them put your position in a better light knowing they don't represent the whole situation.

Guy 1: Why is your girl mad at you?
Guy 2: I told her I went out with the guys for a couple beers.
Guy1: Dude, you had a couple beers THEN a million shots. You were totally Grouponing the numbers there!

by The Rob Show July 14, 2011

nail your numbers

a) Learn how to pay your taxes on time, if you don't want the negative consequences or b) learning your multiplication tables by heart.

If you want to flap your own wings some day, you'll need to learn how to nail your numbers, definition a).

by Sexydimma October 27, 2015

pussy doing numbers

Countless sex partners

That pussy doing numbers slow down.

by Ree3 February 1, 2017

Woke by numbers

A combination of 'woke' and 'painting by numbers'.
A personality or a cultural product that cautiously mimes textbook approaches to being 'woke' while in actuality conforming to a rigid ideological agenda based on restricting free thought and actual radical gestures, movements and solutions.
This can also apply to the curation of personalities and concepts that truly are progressive based solely on their utility towards creating the false appearance of a progressive values.

This exhibition seems very diverse but really it's just woke by numbers.

by eruboner September 17, 2018