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uncle chalk

this big fat gay emeril lovin', too fat a head to be lookin' at one gay compaq monitor, ex rockstar, now directin' no one, half mil house buyin', pirate wantin' to be, orange mullet trimmin', gay broke ass lezburu drivin' beeyotch who wants my balls in his mouth!
JoE: You---have you seen uncle chalk?

daVe: Yeah---he's cutting his mullet today...that fat son of a bitch!

JoE: balls in your mouth guy! play wheelbarrow!
by cdubs November 7, 2004
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Chalk

To kill or give up on an idea. Can be used in any context, but most frequently heard in sports or games.

Derived from the chalk outlines drawn around dead bodies in crime scenes from old movies and TV shows.
Chalk the tournament. We lost.
Chalk the team. We lost.
Chalk the food. It's ass.
Chalk Tyler. He can't aim.
by chalkguy February 21, 2025
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Chalk disorder

Also known as Chalkism

An involuntary action when ignorant or less educated people speak and all you hear is nails on a chalk bored altho not a medical condition yet beliefs that medicinal marijuana will help with the condition
My Chalk disorder is so bad I can’t shop at Walmart
by ownzing you all June 17, 2018
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greasy chalk duster

when a group or possy of civilians get together and acquire a hostage And then proceed to pull out their shlongs and urinate all over their hostage
hey man wanna get some guys together and set p a greasy chalk duster tonight

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by chodley696969 March 4, 2016
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chalk talk

Writing on a chalk board to communicate or remember.
The professor decided to chalk talk us through the first 15 minutes of our class today.
by Ereck Flowers May 29, 2019
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Chalk

someone who is not good looking or something not being good
You get that girls number?”
“No, she was chalk.”

“Sorry I cant hang out today.”
“Damn man that’s chalk”
by SupremeBenji February 20, 2019
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Chalking

Chalking, the act of expressing one's political beliefs using sidewalk chalk. I use chalking as "My Senator ignored my requests to support a woman's right to an abortion, so I went chalking on the street in front of her house."
"My Senator ignored my requests to support a woman's right to an abortion, so I went chalking on the street in front of her house."
by CampbellFrank July 31, 2022
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