Nooks

A hilarious nickname given to cheap dirty Russians.

Nooks: Can you hit me on ONE bowl?

Gracious friend : Damn you Nooks ya cheap bastard.

by Nooksdem January 3, 2014

Nooks

Sex

So did you nooks her?

by Yourherbivore April 8, 2009

i pwn noobs

A phrase used by people who feel the need to point out that they can defeat players that almost anybody else playing the game in question can, possibly to try and hide the fact that they may also be noobs themselves.

The only person that could not pwn a noob is another noob, if you find it necessary to state "i pwn noobs" then you must suck pretty badly.

by Mienaikage February 7, 2009

Nooks

Nooks is something great, or a cool black person, who really does not have to be completly black but just dark in skin. Who acts him self, doesn't follow trends or anything. Nooks is pronoucned like Books but with an N and not like Nukes. Nooks came from a Legendary man Named Neal Hilton who is awesome.

I'm hanging out with Nooks!!
thats my nooks.
Nooks is cute
Nooks is hot
lets get Nooks

by Nooks September 4, 2006

Noose

Noose; cigarette, tab, bine. Noose coming from the hangmans noose used to hang people till they are dead. A slow death

"Knock me a noose will you" Lend me a cigarette

by Paul forster August 1, 2008

noop

A poop taken in the nude, i.e. a nude poop. To defecate whilst completely naked.

"Samy's in the bathroom taking a noop: a nude poop."
"Why does he take his clothes off every time he poops? So weird."

by osirusR February 5, 2010

noobschooled

The act of totally schooling a noob at, for example, an online game, whilst you are at a high rank/level.

dude, dont challenge that guy to a duel, hes fucking level 45. you'll get noobschooled.

by tkimblad August 21, 2007