Non commitment sex

When you have sexual intercourse with someone without knowing whether or not you want to be in an active relationship with said someone

Omg I just had non commitment sex with that hot guy John

by Sickasfrick August 30, 2015

Non-noob

A mlg person. This person is not a noob and is in fact the complete opposite. They are absolutely awesome at everything.

That guy Jerell is such a non-noob.

by The one and only Olivia December 16, 2015

non-listener

A NON-LISTENER is simply a selfish twat who utterly refuses to listen to ANYONE, even their own children, family, friends, etc. Incredibly selfish in their existence, they will blow off even the most caring and appreciative folks in their life. Also commonly found to abuse alcohol, which exacerbates their monumental NON-LISTENING. They can usually HEAR you, but do not LISTEN.

Also refers to children who do not LISTEN properly and pay attention. In most cases, it has been found that NON-LISTENER children do not LISTEN because their parents DO NOT LISTEN.

"That piss-drunk cock is a real and genuine NON-LISTENER."

"Motherfucker won't even listen to his own son on the phone, total non-listener."

"That little peckerhead doesn't listen because his parents do not listen. Non-listener!"

by Merrillizer January 28, 2017

non-lover

Never going to fall in love, always going to stay single.

I ain't ready to mingle bitches, go fuck yourselves because no one is gonna touch me anytime soon.
I don't need a boyfriend or girlfriend in my life cause I'm gonna stay single forever, my heart is not beating for anyone, I ain't in love, I'm a non-lover.

by Admirer.epy June 23, 2018

non-dimensional joke

When someone attempts to make a 1-dimensional joke but instead makes a joke that lacks even the slightest hint of a shallow dimension. To make it worse, the joke often contains stereotypical, dorky, and/or unfiltered humor and references and is still not funny.

The joke often results in complete silence and awkwardness.

Patrick: *Making a cocktail*
Group of Girls: What drink are you making?
Patrick: Corpse Reviver -- but I'm so tired right now, this drink won't even revive me!
Everyone: *Silence*
Kory: Now THAT was a non-dimensional joke!

by karsick August 15, 2018

Non-Verbal Peer Pressure

The act of someone doing a thing or dressing a certain way (not directly told to) because the popular kids are wearing it and that person wants to be popular

Sam is a victim of Non-Verbal Peer Pressure because tried to wear dresses. She told me "all the cool kids are wearing it and I want to be popular"

by DaftIsTrash October 19, 2018

non-seth

Things that have no relation, indication, or correlation to the being known as Seth Stregahsgski.

Me when non-Seth people do anything to progress their living on Earth :(

by nonsethperson March 10, 2019