Speed lotioning

The act of putting on lotion while driving down the road. Therefore, as quickly as possible and switching hands on the steeringwheel, you are lotioning at a very high rate of speed to keep from crashing into oncoming traffic.

Holly found herself Speed lotioning' on the way to work because she was already running late.

by 12guage77 December 16, 2009

Sam Speed

womaniser but also likes men

“Oh my GOSH”
“what??”
“it’s sam speed the womaniser but he also likes men”

by crazygamer3 March 26, 2022

speed luigi

a fast version of luigi....why you even reading this...

hey its a me speed luigi

by ALMONDABOOOSE September 19, 2017

speed sandwich

When you're in between two cars, one in front and one in back, and you are all speeding. This allows you to dodge the ticket because one of the pieces of "bread" is more likely to get the speeding ticket.

Whew! I made it to work on time today because I coasted in on a speed sandwich.

by KelEDee March 31, 2009

kiddie speed

Prescription stimulants given to children with ADD/ADHD, and usually sold on the illegal drug market as well.

Concerta, Ritalin, and Adderall are brand names of kiddie speed.

by Pyrolysis January 21, 2008

speed merchant

a person who has no ability other than sped

wow daniel james is such a speed merchant

by ghaithrolled December 20, 2020

Speed Turd

A small speed bump that you don't have to slow down for.

Driver: Speeding, going 55 in a 25.

Passenger: yells slow down, watch out for that speed bump!

Driver: hits it going full speed then says"Oh thats just a speed turd"

by CJ Stuntin March 30, 2010