Salty Soup

1. Put all human excretions in a bowl, this includes semen, feces, ear wax, blood (menstrual or other), tears/sweat, female ejaculate, spit, vomit, and any other excretion of your choice.

2. When completed add salt and put on stove top to heat up
3. Using a turkey baster inject this liquid into your partners anus and while you eat him/her out you slurp the juice out and enjoy.

My asshole burns from last night with Dante, he gave me a salty soup.

by You're_welcome:) August 17, 2019

Hearty Soup

N - A thick soup/stew that contains meat and potatoes.
N - A soup that contains an animal's heart

This hearty soup contains so much meat and potatoes!

by Soup Master January 3, 2011

Foot Soup

When your feet become so sweaty you're shoes absorb all sweat, resulting in soaked footwear. This is a common problem when not wearing socks in closed-toe footwear.

I forgot to bring socks in my gym bag and now I've made some hella rank foot soup!

by Anyoldname September 27, 2015

Watermelon Soup

A man that usually has a huge cock also he is always fucking this dude named trolly and listens to tik toks strait into his mic for hours on end and also is very hot with his hot ass abs and retarded ass surfboard PC.

This man called Watermelon Soup is finger banging everyone's moms

by Fortniteamongus April 25, 2021

Milk Soup

The result of accidentally leaving your ice cream in the refrigerator rather than the freezer after you do a lot of really good hash.

Man..This Milk Soup is really good, it's got so much good shit in there. It's Ben & Jerry's "everything but the..." Milk Soup. Not only did it get put in the fridge, but that was some really good hash.

by whyarewewatchingtoystoryagain February 27, 2011

Nielli soup

A guy who loves cup of soup. Nielli soup is usually very confusing and the only thing he likes is soup. Typically they like to hide in there moms basements and drink their beloved soup. They look like a rat in public and there hands is extremely ratty.

Whats up nielli soup how are you doing?

by Nielli soup May 20, 2021

soup hamper

slang term for the mouth when telling someone to shut up. synonymous with pie hole, cum dumpster, etc.

shut the soup hamper, will ya?!

by ravenflesh June 23, 2008