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Joe: "Yo bob, how's life?"
Bob: "..."
Joe: "how's bacon?"
Bob: "Oh, life's great man. it's all about bacon!"
by Uzer July 6, 2011
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Life's too painful to describe. Sorry folks :(
You live... You die... THE END.
That's Life
by Stephan J. August 17, 2014
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I scored a 303,592,886 at life.
by Jewels! July 11, 2010
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the time you spend doing shit until you die/are dead, which is you'll spend most of your time being.

shit is everything. you. do.
you're life is a joke. accumulate debt, spend years paying it off, agonize over your children, while sharing in their triumphs, buy a flatscreen to whittle away your college education day by day, and love your spouse like no other, of course until she passes away and then you from a broken heart. or you die and watch her grieve from possibly, but most likely hell, because life had made you such a hard person, you probably lied a little, cheated, but it didn't count, and undercut others to provide what should be basic necessities for your family, who will all do the same
by Jedah88 August 8, 2012
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An unfortunate lapse between nonexistence and death.
Why go to hell? If you really want to suffer, come back to life...
by thatrand0mp1nappl3 January 11, 2011
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A long series of one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead
You suck-diddly-uck Flanders (at life)
by RenierWolfcastle December 21, 2009
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Person 1: what did you do today?

Me: watched Youtube for 9 hours non stop
Person 1: damn you have no life
by i bit my dick off September 30, 2021
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