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Spam Filter

A simple tool to make sure that any important e-mail that from a sender you have not previously whitelisted will be hidden from sight, while most of the emails that still make it to your inbox will still be spam.

A device that saves no one any time if you want to catch all of your important mail from non-white listed senders, because you still have to manually search through all of the spam to check for the important e-mails within.

If the post office implemented a similar spam filter, your tax refunds and stimulus checks would not be delivered and unless you went in person to the post office to check through your spam, it would be put into the shredder after 30 days.
- Sorry, I didn't get your e-mail because my spam filter blocked it.

- Thank you for calling tech support. You were sent the license key. Please check your spam folder and change your spam filter settings to whitelist us.
- My spam filter blocked the job offer letter I got from the company and when I called them back 5 days later they already filled the position.
by CyberSlumlord September 11, 2021
mugGet the Spam Filtermug.

facial-fur filter

A.k.a. "mustache". Refers to where you are imbibing Pure Leaf tea or other liquid-libation which contains yucky dregs that you'd just as soon not hafta gag down while quenching your thirst, and so you angle your head back and slowly pour the beverage onto your mustache so that your Fu Manchu bristles catch most of the drink's offending particulate while allowing the refreshing liquid part to seep down through your upper-lip caterpillar and into your open mouth. Depending on the quantity and concentration of said sludgy sediments, you may need to pause frequently to wipe off the accumulated residues from your 'stache with a paper towel, but this minor inconvenience is small potatoes compared to the acute tongue/throat discomfort of having to actually ingest said stringy/gelatinous goo along with your flavorful fluid!
Utilizing your facial-fur filter takes some practice, but just like the upper-lip valve method of swigging your bottled whistle-wetter, this technique can indeed be perfected through careful and frequent employment, and allow you to guzzle your drink "cleanly"; i.e., without gagging or spilling anything on your shirt.
by QuacksO October 21, 2019
mugGet the facial-fur filtermug.

No-filter November

In November there will be no use of snapchat filters cuz we need some real pics.
No-filter november is being defined by people not using all those beautiful filters
Oh it's no filter november we must not use filters
No-Filter November is defined
by Sifx0826 November 1, 2019
mugGet the No-filter Novembermug.

Filtering Water

When one partner pisses in the other and then gargles it out into the other partners mouth
Bro my girl and I were filtering water
by Doctor Anderson June 11, 2022
mugGet the Filtering Watermug.

Filterization

Filterization is the term used to describe the process in which a solute is separated from a solvent .
My chemistry teacher taught us about filterization today in class.
by Very_Trustworhty Sources June 26, 2023
mugGet the Filterizationmug.

Using the cat filter

Using the car filter on snapchat is a secret underground way of saying you want some big booty black men sweating and twerking all over you.
it means that : did you see him using the cat filter? he must want big booty sweaty black men twerking on him .
by MinionLover446 March 17, 2022
mugGet the Using the cat filtermug.

Social Filter

something my autistic depressed piece of shit self needs
Person 1: the fuck did that son of a bitch just say to me
Person 2: bro has absolutely no social filter that was insensitive as fuck
by southparkn64player March 17, 2023
mugGet the Social Filtermug.

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