netloser

one who spends almost every waking hour on their computer looking at websites

by Anonymous November 3, 2003

Ass nector

Much like Butt nector. Ass nectar is for larger fat people and plumbers that expose it to the world, whether on purpose or accident.

Holy Crap! Don't go in the Kitchen the plumber has been in there for hours and it smells really bad like Ass nectar in there.

by Justcauz June 3, 2005

NETO'S DUTCH LAIR

Just like the definition "dutch lair" this is the special dutch lair of the supreme master and unholy questioned ruler of the guild/clan/group. the supreme masters lair number is A1.

Hey guys did you hear???!!!!! the dutch lair A1 just bought more land, his lair is bigger than western europe now!!!!

by NETO!!!!! March 1, 2005

netotastic

The cooles word ever, when something is netotastic its very cool and perfect!

My g.f is netotastic

by Rob Watson October 11, 2004

netosapiens

-noun
1. The next stage in the evolution of the geek, an uber-geek, a super-nerd.
2. An individual that is SO knowledgable in the matter of computers and internet that you can actually tell just by taking a look at him.

That Leroy guy is a total netosapiens...

by jay-x April 25, 2008

Neltonic

Used to descibe anything uncool, distasteful or stupid. It is an antonym of the word Eltonic. Believed to be first used by an all girls' school in England.

Yeah that is so neltonic

by The Mighty Pozza October 19, 2010

Netcool

A flaming piece of shit "triage" application for non-skilled workers who don't know any better.

Hey let's project this screen of useless Netcool alerts up on the wall, that will make us look pro even though we are amateurs.

by your-oncall-staff May 5, 2011