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Nervy Turd

The nervous shake one gets when pushing out a massive turd after a big meal.

The turd the size of a turkey leg. Large at one end and small at the other.
I had a nervy turd the day after Thanksgiving.

Boy after that buffet I had to take a nervy turd.
by Texas Four November 30, 2010
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NERP

The nerp is the area between the nose and lip - as in it is a part or rather attached to both.
Someone who gets hit in that area, or falls down onto a step hitting themselves in this area would say that they hurt their nerp.
by crosmolo August 14, 2011
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nerxy

('ner-xi)
adj. nerxier, nerxiest
1. provoking or intending to provoke a sexual interest by knowledge or interest of any fields of science, social science, humanities and the arts.
2. nerdy+sexy.
3. can not be used to definitively describe someone who is a hipster, not all hipsters are nerxy.
Jay Baruchel is totally nerxy, I SO wanna DO him like a 1000 times.

Knowing the differences between a multivariate and multiple variable linear model is totally nerxy.

"If you are nerxy and you know it crap yo' hands."
Neurobiology is such a nerxy major.

Synthesizing a new chemical compound is such a nerxy thing to do.
by browneyelogic October 7, 2012
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Nerdy-Fu

The martial art attained after years of training on one's couch by watching movies, anime, and other videos. After countless minutes of practice, one can easily master the combat moves of their favorite characters. This martial art aims to train and master your Nerdy-Chi. If you have attempted a kamehameha, gomu-gomu attack, kage bushin, spirit gun, one-inch-punch, crane technique, judo chop, or Vulcan nerve pinch, to name a few, you are well on your way to becoming a black belt of Nerdy-Fu.
She's been reading Marvel comics for over 20 years, she's a master of Nerdy-Fu.
by it's Natural September 2, 2013
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NERP

The most magical fucking creature that is ever known to mankind!
Anus NERP..
by KTLA NEWS March 2, 2015
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NERP

An ancient way of HURTING PEOPLES NIP(twist the nip)
no nerp
by purple nurple1234 September 3, 2016
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nerdy

Someone wo huere guet can speak änglish änd he is soo geiiil a real motherfvcker bitchass nigga

Hängets mol mit dem shissdreck uf snap es juckt keine
Nerdy figgt dini mami und dich sogar 2x
by Nerdyfvcker January 2, 2017
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