Red Nelson

When a man goes down on a woman during her period and he pops up with red facial hair.

"Hey man, I went down on Dana last night and she got scared when I came back up with a Red Nelson like I was coming back from war."

by Tard Ferguson July 1, 2019

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nelson trade

(n.)
In fantasy football, when a player proposes a trade that insults another's intelligence, such as proposing Ben Tate when Foster is about to return or Dwayne Bowe when Cassel gets injured.

(ex.)
That guy with a micropenis just offered me a nelson trade.

See also: insult, holocaust, Coach Sandusky, UCLA.

by Shrimp Etouffee November 15, 2011

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madylin+nelson

Novia and novio

Mady is Nelson novia
Nelson is Mady novio
Madylin+Nelson

by Tupapinel July 1, 2021

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Hugo Nelson

Hes this weirdo that walks around Newtown train station screaming at alternative youth and running a muck and picking up loose change of the street so he can buy some 'durries'

Oi look brah its hugo nelson
no way brah hes having sex with a guy

by anonymous April 4, 2022

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Ashy Nelson

a girl with a great ass

she has a ashy nelson ass and Mathew should be proud of this post not made at me

by Leroy Trevorson September 1, 2016

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He looks similar to chicken little although he is tall. That is unlike chicken little. Though Tommy has bad eyes, he wears contacts unlike chicken little who wears glasses. Those are the only differences.

Tommy Nelson is a bitch

by Dog with no nipples April 8, 2019

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