A negative contraction added to a statement retroactively depending on the public opinion of that statement. Disregard all contextual statements surrounding the statement.
“I don’t see why it would be Russia.” To Schrodinger’s Negative: “I don’t see why it wouldn’t be Russia.”
by Pizzaghazi July 27, 2018
Get the Schrodinger’s Negativemug. Person A: "Oh man, I drank so much last night"
Person B: "Well I drank so much, I can't remember a thing and I'm pretty sure I threw up on my Mum."
Person A: "Dude, why you have to neg flex right now?"
Person B: "Well I drank so much, I can't remember a thing and I'm pretty sure I threw up on my Mum."
Person A: "Dude, why you have to neg flex right now?"
by Odear April 7, 2019
Get the Neg Flexmug. When you experience a situation where someone speaks with a slight heart every time they open their mouth, and your eyes automatically fade into the background.
“...the other day I was reading a post from someone on Facebook, and I immediately fell into an anxious state because there was so much static negativity bouncing off of their words”
by Blah Blah Blahnick December 20, 2018
Get the Static Negativitymug. by Atypical_Person May 3, 2023
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Get the Negative Sixmug. by R kid mixer man September 23, 2023
Get the Neg Kellymug. by anonymous May 19, 2022
Get the negative 60mug.