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Mystery Babylon 

Full name: “Mystery, Babylon the Great, the Mother of Harlots and Abominations of the Earth”. To refer to whores who have no self respect, absolute hatred towards righteousness, willfully accept and participate in worldly demonic activities among anything else that displays hatred to the Lord our God and his created image.
Silence, Mystery Babylon! Repent and believe the gospel or receive the mark of the beast and be damned to the lake of fire.
Mystery Babylon by ConFet (Prophet) February 29, 2024
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Mystery honeypot 

A type of mystery that deliberately has no real answer.

Mostly used in horror for the purposes of making something that is meant to be incomprehensible to the readers.
"Just finished reading Asteroid 912-JST, I was disappointed that there wasn't an answer to what the asteroid was for in the end."

"Hey what if the asteroid was made to-"

"Nah, don't go through the trouble of thinking about it. It was confirmed by the writer that it is a mystery honeypot."

Mystery meat 

A person so attractive and androgynous that you cannot tell if it's a boy or a girl or both or none
Josh : I have a date with Alex tomorrow

Max : dude that's just mystery meat
Josh : no problem you know I swing both ways

Mystery Mudding 

The act fornicating (male on female) by which taking the lovely lady from behind, once finished, you pull your fleshy meat stick out and to your surprise, it is covered in fecal residue. It is at this point you realize your error.
Oh boy, I was so drunk last night, I hammered Beatrice from behind, only to later figure out I had gone Mystery Mudding.
Mystery Mudding by JBCB March 9, 2024

mystery trend 

We don't know what it is. What is it? I don't know. Do you? What a mystery! Why a mystery? Why a trend? What a trend? How is a mystery a trend? Is the trend a mystery? Is it actually a mystery trend? Is it playing with us? Are they playing with us? Are we playing ourselves? Are we creating the mystery? I don't know. Do you?
Q: Why is the "mystery trend" never mentioned in Julian Cope's song "The Mystery Trend"?

A: The mystery train is on its way.
mystery trend by Binggan March 31, 2024

Mystery meat 

An individual of androgynous appearance. Like non-binary people. This is used to describe when someone is confused about the "meat" that they have
Chad : hey see that chick over there I'm going to shoot my shot

Dan : nah pretty sure that's a dude

Chad : i don't care I like me some mystery meat

Mystery meat 

An individual of androgynous appearance. Like non-binary people. This is used to describe when someone is confused about the "meat" that they have
Chad : hey see that chick over there I'm going to shoot my shot

Dan : nah pretty sure that's a dude

Chad : i don't care I like me some mystery meat