Muff Muzzle

When a guy is eating out a girl the pubic hair gets stuck in his braces.

I got "Muff Muzzled" last night.

by Muff Master Alex January 16, 2012

maine muzzler

when you cum inside of a condom, then flip it in side out and slap a chick in the face with it

After I had sex with that chick, I showed her the maine muzzler.

by Jmills48 March 18, 2011

Chocolate muzzle

When two people who love each other very much have strange sex games, one may lick the other's bumhole with quite some vigour. If they emerge with faeces spread around their mouth, then they have a "chocolate muzzle".
If you are the person who is being licked, you can be said to have "given them a chocolate muzzle", and the rubbing of poo around another's mouth, even forcibly, is also known as "giving them a chocolate muzzle".

It can be used as such:
"Eustace, if you do not come back here at once, i may have to give you a chocolate muzzle!"

by Padlav September 28, 2011

muzynek bambo

The word describing a blackman in a racist term meaning all black people look like monkeys.

The "muzynek bambo" is now pronounced guilty.

by David G March 26, 2005

mizzy

Something that is utterly terrible, dreadful or horrifying. A feeling of despair or misery. A condition which is horrendous, deplorable, or appalling.

Just about everything went wrong today, Mondays are just mizzy!

by MonaMB December 15, 2008

muzza

A Person in a work place, that does little or no work.
Does "Sick" deals for customers and takes the money and runs.

Typically they drive Nissan Silvia's or something similiar.
They also may go by the name Justin or something similiar.

You friggin Muzza
or you really muzzed up

by Davie Jones November 2, 2007

muzzle sex

1. When a male seeks gratifying sex with a female without having to view her face. This can be any level or form of sex, including favourites such as spit-roasting, the chandler effect, 'harry'ing and skull-fucking.

2. A favourite past-time of selfish, mysoginisitc men. These men may often be referred to as "harry"s or "chandler"s, please see these entries.

3. Muzzle sex does not essentially require a muzzle. One may have muzzle sex while wearing a balaclava. The ultimate aim of muzzle sex is to avoid seeing an unattractive female's face. Research has shown women may look between 200-500% with muzzles. Muzzle sex is best achieved by taking the woman from behind.

Harry: I dig muzzle sex.
Belinda: But I feel like a dog...
Harry: SUCK IT BITCH!!

by Harry's Asian Sensation December 6, 2007