mustard hogey

oh no guys i just fatted on me mustard bogey guys oh no that’s faggot

mustard hogey agahigagajajajaa

mustard packet

I need to wrap up my dick pass me a mustard packet

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A girl who spreads easily like mustard.

Friday nights ain't bad when you got a mustard girl.

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the act of licking a yellow mustard color diarea from your lovers ass..get on that!
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"man,my girl is a mustard licker,and it really helps when i have a quezzie stomach!"

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A troll who thinks he's actually good at something he's not, most likely a video game, but can refer to anything.

This guy is horrible with Pikachu, he's such a Mustard Sock.

Good thing this Mustard Sock has no idea how to play LeBlanc, that hero is imba.

Mustard Sock by KingRolo November 5, 2010

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When your cum is thick and yellow like mustard.

I had to piss so bad but Lauren wouldn't stop with the head! so when i came all over her face it was mustard nut.

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You know how asparagus makes your pee smell? Yeah, well when you eat some things... it makes your shit yellow. Look up 'Dirty Sanchez', yo!

Yo, I totally mustard gas sanchez'd Mac-N-Crack while she was passed out last night, yo!

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