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missouri dough

The yeast infection that started with your sister and spread to all your brothers
"Billy Ray ain't comin huntin cause he caught that missouri dough"
by george__washington January 23, 2017
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mossolb

you were bored so you looked up blossom backwards
wow you are so bored that you looked up mossolb
by QAZ2WSXEDCRFVTGBYHNUJMIKOLP September 27, 2020
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Mudsocket

Why don't you stick your wrench in that mudsocket
by Nonnie + jynx February 4, 2021
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Missouri Mud Slinger

When your raw dogging your step sis's butt and upon pulling out you helicopter your dick, slinging Sunday's processed supper all around the room
Omg after sunday lasagna supper , i cant believe my brother gave me a missouri mud slinger , now i have lasagna flavored poop on my walls
by Mule3535 November 18, 2021
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Missouri Pass

PASS, AKA The Missouri Pass is used by normal people when midwesterners ask them an annoying question, when “no, or no thanks, or nah” is just not enough. It’s one small word that says so little, yet is an insulting and effective way of never, ever doing something.
Hey TJ, wanna sit in the driveway and have a few drinks in the 95° weather, while I scream at my kids?

TJ: PASS (Missouri Pass)
by DoLessNoStressGodBless September 4, 2022
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Missouri Pass

PASS, AKA The Missouri Pass is used by normal people when midwesterners ask them an annoying question, when “no, or no thanks, or nah” is just not enough. It’s one small word that says so little, yet is an insulting and effective way of never, ever doing something.
Hey TJ, wanna sit in the driveway and have a few drinks in the 95° weather, while I scream at my kids?

TJ: PASS (Missouri Pass)
by DoLessNoStressGodBless September 4, 2022
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Missouri Mountain Hammer

A redneck built like a lumber jack, who has a penis so big, he can break boulders with the slap of his giant cock.
“Did you hear what Greg did?

I heard he roughed up Angie pretty good.

That’s what a Missouri Mountain Hammer will do to a pretty little thing.”
by Dudeman the Dingleberry God February 20, 2023
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