Musky Mitten

The art of wiping sweat of your nuts then slapping a douche wagon in the face.

For best results: Have super sweaty nuts. Cup your hand to increase the ball sweat to hand ratio. Slap said douche wagon when their mouth is open.

That fuck stick really fucked us at practice. I'm gonna give him a musky mitten after he gets out the shower.

by Your Mother My Hoe March 25, 2017

mustybuck

A nasty ass nigga whom thinks is on some next shit but in reality is on some bullshit. Smells like ass.

1.) "Yo Taj you a mustybuck ass nigga."
2.) "John you look like a mustybuck.

by veryrare May 16, 2017

Musty Aftershave

After a man has freshly shaved his genital area, a woman (usually of older age) goes down on him with a lit cigarette in her mouth.

Guy 1: "Hey man, what did you do yesterday?"

Guy 2: "Not much. Your aunt Rosie gave me a musty aftershave at the motel downtown."

by SOCIALISTdonut June 8, 2017

musty bois

the best friends that the world has ever known. once you go musty you never go back

The Musty Bois couldn't wait for their reunion at the alumni game this fall.

by mustyboisforever August 23, 2017

musty tyler

When you leave your penis inside your foreskin until it smells like kombucha.

Usually takes months to achieve

I went month without showering and gave myself a musty Tyler

by 100Dollar June 21, 2019

Mussy

(Noun): A man pussy

I bet he has a Mussy.

by Swole D-bag September 20, 2019

Mushy Orange

Slang:
A mistake, error, or something that is bad.

Person 1: "Sorry I can't make it to the party tonight, my hamster died"

Person 2: "Wow, that's a mushy orange"

by Flamingofoot January 1, 2020