X-Box Muslim

(n.) Any person of Middle Eastern descent (Muslim or not) who has become fully assimilated into Western (white) culture.

My co-worker, Amir, is such an X-Box Muslim that he wears a North Face jacket instead of a burka.

by RegularPerson March 10, 2011

Muslim

A religion very similar to Christianity. Regardless, conservative Christians in the U.S. discriminate against Muslims and preach the delusion that they are all terrorists, because U.S. propaganda nationalist news teaches them this. The U.S. government aids Israel in slaughtering the Palestinians, so other Arab and Muslim countries near Israel think the U.S. is composed of barbarians. Then the U.S. invades middle eastern countries near Israel, and it makes the U.S. look even worse, so the Muslims near the region hate on the U.S. even more. Meanwhile, nationalist news in the U.S. discriminates against Muslims, so that invasions by the U.S. seem justified.

Muslims are not stone age terrorists though. A majority of Malaysia is Muslim, and Malaysia is a modern civilized society that has an unemployment rate of about 3%. The United States unemployment rate is about triple that.

Most of the United Arab Emirates is Muslim, and they have one of the most beautiful cities in the world: Dubai. The world's largest sky scraper is in Dubai.

Fox News: "Muslims are terrorists, they want to kill Americans because they are jealous of our Capitalist greed, our V8 engines, our pop music, and our obsession with materialism and vanity."
Easily Manipulated U.S. Citizen: "OH NOES, MUSLIMS WANT TO KILL US ALL BECAUSE THEY ARE JELLY OF OUR MODERNIZATION. WHAT A BUNCH OF HATERS."

Meanwhile....

(U.S. drops bombs on Pakistan killing countless civilians, with the excuse of fighting terrorism)
Pakistan Citizen: "I wish the white devil would go home and stop invading our country and killing our people. Now my mother in law will never leave, because they bombed her house. DAMN YOU AMERICA!"

by FuzzFoot August 27, 2012

Muslim

someone who believes in God, the angels, the Last Day (aka the day of judgment) who also believes in messengers sent throughout time to different nations, including Jesus, with Mohammad being the final one. They do not attribute divinity to men, although some sects may have questionable pratices, these are innovations and influenced by culture or other sources. For the most part they are seen as a threat to liars or profits, hence why there is alot of negative propoganda surrounding them. Those behind the islamophobic movement harness the power of racist members of society. But, alas, haters gonna hate.

your muslim dentist/teacher/fellow commuter/sister or brother's friend/that guy or girl from work who is middle eastern/black/white/chinese etc.

by fan of cake July 25, 2012

Muslim

A person who believes in a religion. And then there are the fucking morons who think terrorists are muslims.

0mg m3slimms ar3 terr0rists

muslims aren't bad people..

by that blonde girl down the road May 27, 2018

muslima

A woman who believes in God and believes that the Bible and the Koran are both holy books from God and she believes she should be submissive to God's rules in all things and at all times. She avoids prohibited acts and does good deeds and has strong faith in God's goodness. She dresses modestly to avoid Zina (fornication) which she knows is one of the 14 acts forbidden by God in both the bible and koran.
At the mosque, she goes by 1 Corinthians 14:28 where it says:
"In all the congregations let the women keep silent, for it is not permitted for them to speak, but let them be in subjection, even as the Law says. It is disgraceful for a woman to speak in the congregation."

Let's see if we can arrange a marriage for you with that woman. She is a muslima.

by pamschel October 5, 2006

hasidic muslim

Muslims who make there pre teen daughters wear the hijab.

My polygamist neibhors make all of their kids wear that cover up, I think they are Hasidic Muslims.

by Coreshot April 21, 2014

Muslim

a follower of the religion of Islam. They worship God and follow the Ten Commandments just like Christians and Jews do. It's just another religion: you got your true practioners and believers, and you got your hypocritefanatics who are always trying to spoil the party. True Islam is not what you see on TV. Terrorism is against the teachings of the faith.

I knew a few Muslim women in college and they did not wear flowing robes or burquas or any of that stereotypical getup. I've talked to some Muslim men there too and there was none of that "kill the infidels" shit. I also once went to a mosque in northern Ohio and talked to some of the parishioners. They were decent, ordinary, American people. They spoke respect and admiration for Christianity and Judaism, the other two major "God" faiths. They were very nice to me, and I was never scared.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 12, 2008