musclecar

A car built by the hardknocks for the hardknocks. These cars (mostly built between the 50's and the early 80's)have more HP and torque than 20 rice burners combined. With insperational designs and epic engines. Not to be confused with an import engine (which sounds way to much like the vibrators i commonly see on porn movies. NO, im talking about the earth trembling low pitch rumble of a V8.

If that kid werent such a stupid mother fucker, he would have spent his money restoring a muscle car. But instead, he somehow spent 50 grand on a muffler and a paint job for his moms honda.

by burrier September 21, 2004

Mexican muscle

Invented after the 1988 Accord was released by the Mexican demand. Commonly features purple bubbly tint from Pep Boys ($29), an exhaust big enough to smuggle watermelons ($10), and cheap, plastic, fake chrome, hub caps ($25). Ultimately, this machine has devastated the suburban streets in the US of A. This car still lives today--twenty years old and the potential to impress any twelve year old middle school girl.

4 cylinders. 2.0 liters. One Mexican. Pure Mexican muscle.

"I see the Mexican muscle everyday"

by JulioJunetes March 27, 2007

Musclefuck

Meaning to use excessive/dangerous force in getting a job done. Usually used when too lazy to do the job right.

Instead of going to find the right size screw, Johnny just musclefucked in the one he had.

by Xiuxiu Chen February 1, 2005

cunt muscle

this is basically a derogative term to put someone down

"Dave, you're such a fucking cunt muscle. I hate you."

by fudeal August 29, 2006

pc muscle

Your grundle area- the muscle in the space between your ballsac and your asshole that you clench to keep from coming.
Short for pubococcygeus muscle
Premature ejaculators do "pc pushups" to strengthen it.

Don't say pc muscle dude, just say grundle.

by screamin' jay hawkins July 9, 2005

pc muscle

pubococcygeus muscles or pc muscles can be strengthened through kegel exercises for an enhanced orgasm

flexing your pc muscles makes you feel badass during class b/c no one knows but you're doing something sexual

by Sar627 June 11, 2006

musclecar

There are many different definitions of musclecar (see the two word spelling: muscle car). Common elements are
American + 2 door + V8 + rear wheel drive. Some people even add a date/time/year element (silly, I think). Some people add a price element, ie, a musclecar provides good power at an affordable price, whereas a supercar provides good power, but is very expensive.

I propose that a musclecar is simply any car with muscle, ie, a good power-to-weight ratio. I suggest 10 pounds or less per horsepower. Therefore, a MINIMUM requirement would be:

2,000 lbs. = 200+ hp.
3,000 lbs. = 300+ hp.

To go with the economy idea, say $100 per hp. Therefore, the 2,000 lb., 200 hp car would cost $20,000. The 3,000 lb., 300 hp car would cost $30,000. Unfortunately, the $ amounts would have to be adjusted with inflation.

Maybe we could come up with a definition that does NOT need modification with time, rating the musclecar as a percentile of the new car population available that year.

We could say the 0-60 and quarter mile times must be better than 75% of the other new cars available that year.

We could say the price should be less than 10% above the average price of a new car that year. We could reserve "supercar" for more expensive cars, and raise the performance parameters to 90%+.

by Jeff Goven July 2, 2006