A sexual action involving a woman to eat greasy food or take dietary pills and then lay flat on her chest and then defecate at full force into a mans mouth behind her
Cuz: Danial always wanted an Alabama Mortar , this may be his lucky night after taco bell
Danial: I've been waiting for ever I could never thank you enough
Danial: I've been waiting for ever I could never thank you enough
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Guy 1: Hey, is that a new girl, how’d you meet her?
Guy 2: Yeah, I met her dick and mortar!
Guy 1: No way! You didn’t use any apps at all?
Guy 2: Nah, we met at a coffee shop, and then I took her back to my place.
Guy 2: Yeah, I met her dick and mortar!
Guy 1: No way! You didn’t use any apps at all?
Guy 2: Nah, we met at a coffee shop, and then I took her back to my place.
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A really cool kid (NOT) who thinks he is the best at basketball. He likes to rub in everyones face that he's supposedly the best at basketball but he gets owned every game. He also thinks hes really tall and thats the only comeback he has (like thats even a comeback). He denies his origins cause he's a faggot. Hed rather been known as a Canadian(like that's better, than his real origin). Someone should clue this kid in! Also he says hes 14 when he looks more like 17 (17 in 9th grade DAMN!) Lying about his age (Even girls don't lie about their age when they are 17). What a queer.
P.S.- Yeah i forgot to mention that he smell like shit (and no ordinary shit, he smells like dog shit mixed with bull shit). Hey Murtaza buy some deodorant, it's not expensive dude. If you don't have the money then atleast take a shower.
P.S.- Yeah i forgot to mention that he smell like shit (and no ordinary shit, he smells like dog shit mixed with bull shit). Hey Murtaza buy some deodorant, it's not expensive dude. If you don't have the money then atleast take a shower.
by 51LV3R July 19, 2004
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During intercourse right as you bust your nut you scream "FINISH HER!!!" and put a rag soaked in chloroform on their face. Your friend who has been hiding in the closet proceeds to finish her.
During intercourse right as you bust your nut you scream "FINISH HER!!!" and put a rag soaked in chloroform on their face. Your friend who has been hiding in the closet proceeds to finish her.
by MADkins July 22, 2009
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A tied basketball game.
2 seconds remaining and a player gets to the foul line.
In order to make him lose focus, the other team yells "Mirta!"
2 seconds remaining and a player gets to the foul line.
In order to make him lose focus, the other team yells "Mirta!"
by booh March 15, 2005
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I hate seeing MARTA trains zip by on 400 while stuck in traffic during my two hour commute home to Woodstock.
by Jason June 19, 2004
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