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mount a munt

ewww ryan mounted ANOTHER munt!
by Phil May 13, 2005
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Sloppy Munt Special

To do a chick doggy style then squeeze her stomach so the faeces flow on to your cock. Then you empty them into a jar along with some urine. Then you fuck the bitch but cum into the jar. Shake the jar well so the concoction becomes a thick paste. Then travel down to the nearest cemetery and dig up a decomposing corpse. Spread the jar contents into all orifices then get a midget to jump up and down on the corpse while you eat all the black organ juices out of the ass. Meanwhile a dog is inserting its penis into your ass and its so good your cum shoots hard into the ground and the midget gets splashback while all the black juices dribble down your mouth.
Person 1: Why is John so happy today?
Person 2: He must have had a sloppy munt special last night.
Person 1: Fuck those are awesome!
by Alan1 November 8, 2008
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Munt out with your cunt out!!

The extreme use of mind boggling chemical substance that was once a solid form that will/can be heated into a liquid form and then a gas form to be in hailed into the lung and spread through out the body which in some extreme cases has been proven to leave some females outrageously unaware of the real cunt inside her has been let loose and is on the prowl for any male in a 100 meters of the infected area. Once the liquid has cool down it will turn back in to its solid form. The experience lasting between 7 to 24 hours depends on the amount consumed before and while in this state of mind. Can last long days, weeks, months even years.. usually leading to a small padded room with dim lights.. But hay we dont party in halves.
Must be experienced to understand the true meaning of 'Munt out with your cunt out'

Sit back and relax..... Enjoy the munt out with your cunt out!!

Consume at high levels (at own risk)
by MuffinCrack October 17, 2011
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Munt shrooms

Small flavorful mushrooms growing on the munt (where the sac connects to the Gooch on the back side. ) you can take these can and make Herbal yea
Mmmm I just harvested my munt shrooms and made some munt juice. (tea) wanna try some spenc and stu?
by anonymous January 8, 2022
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Cucky Munt

Swap the first letter of each word around

Mucky C**t

describing someone who is so disgusting.
ERRRGH that is dirty! You are such a Cucky Munt
by CHAR.GRILLED-Productions March 23, 2011
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Cock Munting

The act of cutting the vas deferens in the ballsack of a dead man and connecting it internally to the urethera then stomping on the ballsack until the testicles are completely powderized and then sucking the testicle powder out of the cock.
Me and Harry were Cock Munting a random homeless man last night because he asked for money.
by asghtryssd August 3, 2024
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Munt buddies

Two people that willingly commit the act of munting
Yeah, Miles and Jason are my Munt buddies
by yebaf May 9, 2024
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