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mount a munt

ewww ryan mounted ANOTHER munt!
by Phil May 13, 2005
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Sloppy Munt Special

To do a chick doggy style then squeeze her stomach so the faeces flow on to your cock. Then you empty them into a jar along with some urine. Then you fuck the bitch but cum into the jar. Shake the jar well so the concoction becomes a thick paste. Then travel down to the nearest cemetery and dig up a decomposing corpse. Spread the jar contents into all orifices then get a midget to jump up and down on the corpse while you eat all the black organ juices out of the ass. Meanwhile a dog is inserting its penis into your ass and its so good your cum shoots hard into the ground and the midget gets splashback while all the black juices dribble down your mouth.
Person 1: Why is John so happy today?
Person 2: He must have had a sloppy munt special last night.
Person 1: Fuck those are awesome!
by Alan1 November 8, 2008
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Munt out with your cunt out!!

The extreme use of mind boggling chemical substance that was once a solid form that will/can be heated into a liquid form and then a gas form to be in hailed into the lung and spread through out the body which in some extreme cases has been proven to leave some females outrageously unaware of the real cunt inside her has been let loose and is on the prowl for any male in a 100 meters of the infected area. Once the liquid has cool down it will turn back in to its solid form. The experience lasting between 7 to 24 hours depends on the amount consumed before and while in this state of mind. Can last long days, weeks, months even years.. usually leading to a small padded room with dim lights.. But hay we dont party in halves.
Must be experienced to understand the true meaning of 'Munt out with your cunt out'

Sit back and relax..... Enjoy the munt out with your cunt out!!

Consume at high levels (at own risk)
by MuffinCrack October 17, 2011
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Munting

Munting is finding and digging up a semi decomposed corpse, one person goes down on the corpse, while the other jumps on the dead person's stomach, causing the juices, decomposed organs, etc. to be forced from all orifices. These are then drank by the person orally connected to the corpse.
An example of munting is: "Oh dude! Queen Elizabeth II died!" "Whatever man, let's just go munt her body already, can't wait to drink all of that queen juice." "Hell Yeah!"
by Tejology-3291 November 27, 2024
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Munt

Not to be confused with mint. When you have intercourse with a corpse and a horrible liquid comes out. That liquid is called “munt”.
by lorry2500 March 8, 2024
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Munt

To munt someone, you and a friend must have a dead body, preferably a couple days old, and one of you fucks it while the other jumps on the stomach and pushes the guts out onto your cock.
"Me and Bob went to the cemetery to find a nice corpse to munt"
by Obamium July 2, 2024
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munt buddy

A munt buddy is someone you go Munting with, which consists of two live people and one dead (male or female) Finding and digging up a semi-decomposed corpse, One person then goes down on said corpse whilst the other jumps on the dead persons stomach - causing the juices (decomposed organs etc.) to be forced from all orifices, These are then drank by the person orally connected to the corpse.
John: I love my munt buddy Karkat!
Dave: i didnt know you guys went munting
by Charkata June 6, 2024
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