Morbillion

Amount of money that the best movie in the world made

Did you hear morbius is the first movie to make a morbillion dollars

by Chris5920 May 22, 2022

Morbius Gaslight

The Morbius Gaslight is a social media maneuver named after the MCU film "Morbius", in which social media users ironically meme a horrible movie into being re-released in theaters, potentially triggering a significant loss in sales for the company that produced the film, such as when Morbius was re-released in theaters in June 2022.

It's essentially memeing a box office bomb.

If "Black Adam" is mid, we can potentially Morbius Gaslight Warner Bros. into releasing it twice to ruin them economically.

- twitter user @Gozutrucker69

by CRASHjester August 25, 2022

morbius

a very cool movie about a guy who Morbs when it's Morbing time

morbius fan: i love morbius
nerd loser: i didnt like morbius
nerd loser then gets nuked by the government

by morbius fan 2012 November 20, 2022

Morbius Baiting

When a movie hints at Morbius being in it, but he never appears. Generally happens more than once in any given movie.

Man 1(leaning over to friend while watching a move): Holy shit, I think thats Morbius
Man 2: That's not actually Morbius, the movie is just Morbius Baiting

by ACTUALLYANNA+66 June 10, 2023

D-Morris

To let out a fart of such repugnant strength and smell that it can clear a space of three square miles in uder 10 seconds

"Mate you just did a D-Morris of unbelievable proportions"

by Sholly September 11, 2009

Hairy Morris

1. noun, The realization that what was delivered as being good news is actually bad news.

2. verb, A deceptive sex act, where someone promises oral sex and then when the penis is presented to them they forcefully rip off the pubic hairs to inflict massive amounts of pain.

Example: John was acting hitting on my mom the whole time at the party, but I got even by giving him a Hairy Morris. He'll for forget that for a while.

1. When the company revealed its new policy of paying out vacation days, the employees realized that the policy was a Hairy Morris because it meant that they'd now have to use their vacation days as sick days

2. John was acting hitting on my mom the whole time at the party, but I got even by giving him a Hairy Morris. He'll for forget that for a while.

by wankybojango March 11, 2011

Falsum morbus

A rare disease caused by not washing hands, and other un-safe hygiene practices. It often makes the patient have intense ear shifts in hearing, as well as unable to tell the right temperature

Oh no! You have falsum morbus!!!

by Eat_Soup_WIth_a_Fork October 3, 2019