Molest a Redhead Day

This holiday takes place January 8th. Please don't take advantage of the redhead. Seriously, dont.

Guy 1: oh look its January 8th!
Guy 2: its national molest a redhead day!
Guy 1: what.
Guy 2: Do you know a redhead I can...talk...too?
Guy 1: seek help

by Anonymous folk January 8, 2024

towel molestation

When moles dig into a towel

Damn i have towel molestation in my towels

by Frogbigfartpissyman June 20, 2021

Dad-Molested

*Ping* ANOTHER BULLSEYE! DID I NOT FUCKING CALL IT OR WHAT!? DID I NOT SAY SOMETHING ABOUT THAT!? I AM A FUCKING CRACK-SHOT!

Hym "What was it I said about chicks getting dad-molested? Remind me again. I blame the incest cult. This is what happens when you let Jewish incest cults spread out of control! HOW DO I DO IT!? IN THE ABSENCE OF DATA, I STILL NEVER MISS! I'M LIKE THE DEAD-SHOT OF EXPLAINING THINGS! I'M LIKE THE HAWKEYE OF THEORIZING! MY POWER CANNOT BE CONTAINED!!! (<- That's a smite reference)

by Hym Iam August 19, 2024

molester

a molester is a person called dexter. molests 2 year ol children and old grannys.

u fuckin molester

by imgay6969696969696 June 20, 2022

master molester

A serial rapist, responsible for conducting numerous counts of sexual assault. Effective, efficient and remaining at large.

Rose McGowan: We'll get you one day Harvey!
Harvey Weinstein: I'm afraid not rose, I am the master molester.

by avinabeer December 11, 2018

Cognitive Molesting

gay fondled from a distance making hetero feel defeated

A man thought he knew it all about sexuality till he felt cognitive molesting.

by needed cooler slang May 21, 2024

Soccer molesting

Soccer players that grab and feel up players of the opposing team to provoke them to shove, punch or kick them back, so the referee will pull a yellow or red card on the opposing player.

I can't believe that Brazillian player grabbed the butt of the American player to provoke him to elbow him back in front of the ref. he was totally soccer molesting the American. dirty player, play dirty, sneaky, soccer, World Cup, soccer ball

by joecoolthefool September 30, 2015