Key Mash

1. A wrist spasm, Causing the victim to compulsively beat at the keyboard with their fingers, knuckles or wrists.

2. A slip of the fingers when typing, causing an odd array of incoherent babble.

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1. "Dude, I was drawing before I went to type and I Key Mashed all over my keyboard!"

2. Screen Name A: Hey!

Screen Name B: AKHFAHFLJkafjafkj

Screen Name A: ....Uhm... Wtf?

Screen Name B: Sorry, Key Mash.

by TheGreatSaladOwl June 24, 2009

fuck the mashed potatoes

Slang for the act of ruining a meal for the other diners. Generally used in the context of a dinner party at a private residence, but can also apply to a meal enjoyed in a restaurant.
A more general definition applies when someone manages to spoil an event for the group by doing something very inappropriate.

Every time my girl and I double-date with James and Amy, We end up leaving early because James always manages to fuck the mashed potatoes by drinking too much and starting a screaming match with Amy about who spends to much money.

by MikeinVA January 2, 2008

Mashed

Inebriated by any form of drug that inhibits a 'normal' type of human perception.

I don't think I'll drive tonight, I'm too mashed.

by Julian Farrelly November 9, 2008

Mash up

Opposite to 'Fix up' a saying bought to most people living out side London by Dizzee Rasscal. Mash up in London basically can be applied to anything that is broken/useless/shit

South West Trains should be called South West Mash Up Trains

by Hugh Janus September 16, 2004

potato masher

german stick hand grenade

The germans used potato mashers in WWI and WWII

by The Col. December 4, 2004

mash up

to destroy

When the police come to stop the fete everybody jus start run and the whole place get mash up

by TriniGirl December 4, 2002

Turkish mashed potatos

1.The act of boiling a potato, inserting it into a girls ass along with a little butter and salt and then fucking her as hard and fast as you can in the asshole.

1. Step one-Boil one large russet potato, Step 2 insert into asshole with butter and salt. 3. fuck asshole in a vigorous motion for 2 minutes 4. Enjoy you turkish mashed potatos!

by Jbook July 21, 2006