Mexican Chocolate Mixer

When having anal sex with a heavily tequila-intoxicated individual the penis is pulled out of the anus right before orgasm and shoved into the mouth causing the receiver to vomit creating the mixture of "chocolate," tequila, semen, and vomit.

After leaving the Cinco de Mayo celebration Brigham was saddened to learn that he missed watching Jeremy give Emily a Mexican Chocolate Mixer.

by MojoWojo December 16, 2011

mixed breed

A mixed-breed is a person of unknown ethnicity or a multi-ethnic person.

That mixed breed girl is beautiful, being African, European, and Asian all rolled into one exotic woman!

by Izzy 》ISA CreativE《 June 26, 2016

mixedfolks

A web site geared towards the "issues" of mixed race people. The site is known mostly for its forum, which is the site's selling point. The forum is free of charge yet the administrator does ask for donations due to the cost of running an Internet messageboard. The forum while known to be cliquish, is very, very addictive. The members are a cast of characters that do a good job of reflecting the fabric of America. It's Random Thoughts thread(s) are almost like a delayed chat room and the members very uninhibited views towards sex are almost legendary.(Although they seem to suck at relationships and only a hand few have kids and/or married) While the site has its good points its almost ruined by its bad ones. Some of the members have complexes towards skin tone and hair type, one member even has to constantly remind us that she's light skinned with "good" hair. Also the board is also known for it's practice of "judging a book by its cover" with regards to members who chose to post their pictures. Members who are deemed attractive are known to get plenty of attention yet at times they rarely have anything constructive to say, yet people will hang on to their every word, persons deemed unattractive will get less attention even if they are smarter than a person who is deemed attractive. Persons who possess interesting personalities despite looks seem to be immune from this most times as with people who remain faceless. The moderators are known for their laid back approach, this is evident as few members have been banned from the board. Because the board is so addicting members have been known to intentionally delete themselves so that they can attend to offline activities that have been forsaken for the forum

The older more active members are known to have "reunions" usually during the spring or summer most times held either in New York City or Washington DC.

Even though my mother is white and my father is black, Melinda doesn't belive I'm mixed because I am too dark.

by MZDND May 13, 2005

text mixed messaging

A. when the true meaning of a text message is lost because they are using an iPhone touch screen, short cuts or auto-text, resulting in the recipeints confusion or utter bafflement.

a: trn for bow
b: huh?

once again she falls victim to text mixed messaging via his iPhone touch screen when he texts her about meeting later

by rose saylavie August 12, 2009

cement mixer

rough sex in which the man is pumping the woman so hard, that her head goes through the drywall. Then the man blows his load in her hair and mixes it around. When it dries, its hard like cement.

That kid put his phd into action and gave all three of those sluts cement mixers. Look at their hair!

by John Sucamelli October 11, 2004

Mixed Fruit Bowl

More offensive than simply mooning someone, when a male places his genitalia behind his legs, keeps his legs together, and bends over to display ass, scrotum, and penis below.

Oh he thinks he can get away with mooning me? I'm gonna' give him the ol' mixed fruit bowl.

by Purple Jon December 20, 2010

mixed wood

When you aren't sure that the thing turning you on, should be turning you on.
When you are confused about the nature of what is giving you a boner.

Today when I saw a car crash I got so horny. I had mixed wood for about 2 hours.

by TheLoveableLion December 11, 2014