skin mitten

a vagina, especially a loose-fitting one, refering loosely to wearing mittens in the cold, because it's better to get some than to have nothing.

"It's wintertime, so boys get out your skin mittens."

"That skin mitten was the next best thing to my hand."

by link ralstone December 6, 2009

Hidden Mitten

The act of Fisting a vagina followed by the insertion of an erect penis. Once both the fist and the penis have met inside, the hand jacks off the erection. This act is done by one male to one female.

For example, "The only way we both could get off was by throwing her the Hidden Mitten."

by Road Crow April 5, 2011

pig mittens

The act of inserting each hand entirely into the vaginas of two fat chicks. An adaptation of "pink mittens."

I heard Steve is into whaling... last night he took home two fat chicks and got himself some pig mittens.

by danconia May 4, 2011

money mitter

A person who worships money, or over complains that they don't have enough money. Money Mitters are usually poor and addicted to tax returns and finance. If you are a "money mitter", then you are the father of an autistic son and live in Levittown, LI. One of the most popular money mitters are George W Bush and Edward Iannielli.

Business Man: I have to go to the Chase bank, withdraw money from the ATM, and file tax returns at American Mortgage & Investment's.

14 year old Boy: Are you a "money mitter"?

Business Man: What's that?

14 year old Boy: Because you worship money like Mr. Krabs.

Business Man: I have to do these tax documents, or else I will lose my job.

14 year old Boy: That's what an economy tax worker would do.

Business Man: Well, that's because I am a money mitter.

by mattyspongefan1999 November 11, 2013

Muffin Mittens

When the clitoris of a vagina is so large and fatty that it gets cold and you have to put socks in your underwear.

"Yo my clit is so cold rn."

"Oh, just put on your muffin mittens."

by Whatupdoc October 9, 2014

scrotum mittens

When somebody stretches their excess scrotal skin around their fists to keep warm.

"Holy Shit! I can't feel my fingers, good thing I have fists and a ballsack! Thank god for scrotum mittens!

by Srotal Delight March 28, 2016

Duce mittens

When you can't find a bathroom and you don't want to ruin your pants. Sometimes you have to catch the poop.

We were outside for hours in that field! I had to make a pair of duce mittens. These are my favorite pants.

by Ducemittens69 October 3, 2016