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misterbation

Similar to masturbation, but without completion. See also doctorbation.

Suppose you have the last name Bate. Surely by know you have heard many jokes about being called "Master". But even a proper title can be funny.
I barely had time to misterbate before the bathroom door was rudely opened.
by Rage from rhuvok.com July 27, 2003
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thank you, mister rogers

What to say to someone who just gave unsolicited, condescending "life advice"- especially when it's of the type Mister Rogers or some other preschool kid's show host loved to dole out.
A: Listen hun, if you're gonna make an open post on a huge forum, and can't take people putting out different opinions from your own, make it on your own personal journal.
Don't start deleting posts just because you can't deal with someone disagreeing with you. That's life.
B: Thank you, Misterr Rogers.

X:You shouldn't be watching violent movies or playing violent video games- it's bad for you!
Y: Thank you, Mister Rogers.
by dlctfllflwr86 March 26, 2010
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mister fister

by vgirl December 7, 2006
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Mister

A man that has a very very very big dick and treats his girls Amazingly and truly has a big dick and he's hella cute
Mister has a big dick and loves his girls
by Lol Big Dick slash penis June 1, 2018
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Mister Vann

One cool Black man that is the assistant principal in shit hole florida.
Famous Quote form him.
"Ya'll kids don't have no home training"

John K...a Rrraa rrrraa
by tommy December 9, 2003
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Mister Badass

1. A guy in South Carolina who whines more than any woman I know.

2. A guy who thinks he's all that and several bags of potato chips.

3. Guy who choreographs a dance so he's the center of attention.

4. A guy who causes more drama than any PMS'ing girl.

5. A guy who looks good, but when he opens is mouth is shunned by the ladies.
Mister Badass ditched the guys to go hang with the bitches.
by joe brown April 21, 2004
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MisterFS

A 5’6 man who is constantly chatting up cuties in bumble. Spends most of his time in the salt room and has a poorly placed tattoo. He also is harassed by his livestream chat as well as harasses his livestream chat. Should’ve stayed on YouTube
Man, MisterFS is such an ABSOLUTE UNIT
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