Crop Misting

When someone lets out a wet fart while walking away, leaving behind a nasty “mist” for others to walk through. Like crop dusting, but damper, messier, and way more offensive.

"The maintenance workers refused to clean up the homeless womans Crop Misting trail"

by 1800shawngay September 28, 2025

Gorilla in the mist

When an attractive female, on Snapchat or IG stories, pets their hair during a thirst trap post while using an excess amount of filters

Friend 1: dude, did you see Hallie’s latest Snapchat story?
Friend 2: yeah bro she looked like a gorilla in the mist picking through her hair like that..
Friend 3: not to mention i could barely tell who it was because of the insane amount of filters she used!

by Tastyslag May 29, 2019

Misted

when someone dies or gets hurt badly. referencing the term "pink mist"

"i was playing halo with my little brother the other day he got totally misted"

by jucebx March 5, 2021

diddy mist

A secret liquid made by p diddy to give you special powers

my friend used the diddy mist and now he has a raging boner

by sleepysean____ July 6, 2024

pooh mist

1. The mist that filters the air after flushing down a healthy turd.
2. A spray fart.

1. I unloaded Wendy's chili into the toilet. As I flushed it away I noticed a fould pooh mist that was sprayed into the air.
2. I didn't exactly fart ... and didn't exactly pooh ... it was a tweener ... a pooh mist.

by Jerm31 December 9, 2008

misted zephyr

a wet fart

"He was caught off guard by the gentle misted zephyr that snuck up beneath his pantaloons"

by shaddy 0 January 10, 2017

Oakland Mist

when you go to a sauna and you have your partner lie down on their stomach, you then walk on top of them and squat over their asshole, then squat crawl while shitting, making a shit streak from their ass to there head

Rerald Barhammer gave Jessica Dickinson a mean Oakland Mist this morning after a mean workout, leaving a green shit streak on her back, whilst onlookers watched in horror.

by Gingi Dumguy December 11, 2021