misalcalignment

miss-alka-LINE-ment

The process of failing to accurately align ones lips with the opening of ones' beer can, resulting in the pouring of beer all over ones' self; typically due to intoxication.

"Dude, you just committed the wettest misalcalignment. I'll get you a taxi."

by pantherine September 30, 2014

mistleturnt

The state of being extremely merry during the Christmas season

I can't wait to get Mistleturnt at church tonight!!

by Mistleturnt November 6, 2014

mistletoe camping

Standing underneath a mistletoe and waiting for a passerby to kiss

Where's John?
He went mistletoe camping in the mall.

by ThatGuyWithoutACoolNamedafuq April 8, 2016

mistaleon

(Pronunciation~ mis-TUH!-leon)

A ghetto way of saying Mr. Leon.

Call me Mr. Leon.
No that's dead. I'll call you Mistaleon.

by ZuriPanda831 May 15, 2016

mislead abortion

When your mom didn't fucking want you but your bitchass still came out ugly as shit and everything ... fucking Andrea

Because of your moms mislead abortion your bitchass was born

by Juan el guapo November 24, 2016

Missle Toe

The male version of camel toe, when a guy's weiner is showing through tight jeans.

I was working on a period piece movie where they wear their pants high like grandpa. I look down and realize I'm sporting a missle toe... my guided missle can't be missed!

by JeremyFeit December 13, 2016

mistletoe mambo

The romance or sex on or around Christmas day. romance, sex, hooking up, falling in love, booty call, getting it on, Xmas, Christmas, holidays, Christmas Eve, Santa Claus, St. Nick, reindeer, Rudolph, snowman, December 25

Where’s Jake, he was here a moment ago. He is upstairs with a beautiful lady doing the mistletoe mambo!

by joecoolthefool December 18, 2017