1 definition by pantherine

misalcalignment

miss-alka-LINE-ment

The process of failing to accurately align ones lips with the opening of ones' beer can, resulting in the pouring of beer all over ones' self; typically due to intoxication.

"Dude, you just committed the wettest misalcalignment. I'll get you a taxi."

by pantherine October 1, 2014