bathroom mirror illusion

when an ugly girl takes a picture of herself in a mirror and the camera flash hides her ugly face

you: dude check out this picture of this girl i've been talking to lately, shes so hot

me: haha man thats just the bathroom mirror illusion, shes ugly

you: ...damn

bathroom mirror illusion by nawitsokay July 6, 2010

Meth Mirror 

Long-term meth users have a drug-induced psychosis that leads them to believe they are fine, drop-dead gorgeous, the best looking person around while in fact they look exceedingly tore back, sucked up, roadmapped, shipwrecked, and butterfaced.
Their many bleeding scabs are only surpassed by their ten years out of date hairstyles and clothes. Women look in the meth mirror and spend hours doing their make up thinking that they look like a star. The meth mirror is a delusion, a state of mind.
Tweaker: "Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest one of all?" (Preens, showing decaying teeth).

Everytime Joce looked in the meth mirror, she thought she was a fine mother-fucker when in fact she looked like a lab-experiment squirrel.

Meth Mirror by MadamexXx February 25, 2009

Valkenburg Mirror 

The act of masterbation while watching a reflection of yourself preform the act. Most commonly this is purpotrated in a hotel room in front of a mirror.

*door opens*
Connor: So Craig what are you doing in...OH MY GOD! WHAT THE HELL?
Craig: I was, eh, um, er...
Connor: YOU WERE WANKING OFF TO YOUR OWN REFLECTION!
Craig: I was just...er...
Connor: That was a Valkenburg Mirror you sick...I MEAN FOR FUCKS SAKE WHAT YOU WERE THINKING?!
Craig: Um...

Valkenburg Mirror by Mark Murray - WOW Champion December 22, 2008

Radio Mirror Park 

Dope (hipster) radio station in GTA V

"Dude have you listened to Radio Mirror Park in GTA?"

"Man fuck that hipster shit, If I wanted that I would have gone to the grand opening of the new goodwill downtown."

Radio Mirror Park by the chewster November 11, 2013

Piss mirror 

A mirror above a toilet that is low to the point where you can actually see your Johnson working its magic. Also applicable if the mirror only shows ones face, and if you make silly faces while you go pee.

"Ah dude, your piss mirror distracted me so much that I whizzed all over your toilet seat."

Piss mirror by AdmiralSpiffy July 5, 2009

compliment mirror 

someone who’s only response to receiving compliments, is giving you a new compliment back, or even reusing the same towards you

“I called him cute and he said it right back like an actual compliment mirror”

compliment mirror by mayo.alizardo September 15, 2020

Snapchat mirror 

A mirror in the homes of fuglass attention seeking ho's who don't realize they're not as hot as they think they are

Bruh, she a Snapchat mirror too

Snapchat mirror by Whateverkumar June 24, 2022