miserable old sod

old man

What's up you miserable old sod

by anonymous October 8, 2021

Misery loves company

The result of a socialist being elected president. Individuals are no longer able to make anything out of their lives and get ahead; they all end up miserable like the lazy bums that collect welfare.

"Did you hear Bernie Sanders got elected president and is going to redistribute everybody's wealth?"
"Shit, with as many people as there are on welfare right now, it just proves that misery loves company!"

by ITNerd August 24, 2016

miser

Miser is the most burner riter goin out. He dus panels everyday and neva ceases to amaze people with his skills in graf.

--Fark i juz saw a miser panel!
--Man i see them on like every train ay.
--Yeh tru. He fukn burns!

by Tomo n Ben April 23, 2005

Misery Index

A man who spends all his free time on the internet, trying to pick up girls.

Oh you, you're such a stupid misery index, dont you have any REAL friends?

by Endorphin October 18, 2003

Muddy Misery

the COOLEST hypixel guild ever. it has a cool guild master and it also has MurderSoundsFun (the amazingest person in the entire world). If you ever play hypixel, you should join it!

- Is often referred to as "Muddy"

"Hey did you see that person from Muddy Misery?"

"Yeah they're so good at the game we should dodge them!"

by minecwaftluver69 September 26, 2022

Miserablest

To be unhappy with size of penis

tommy commited suicide as he couldn't handle just how small his penis was as he was the miserablest... (twas small)

by 123abc!@# December 30, 2010

Flight Misser

Someone who gets so drunk they can't wake up in time for their flight and foolishly misses it

Kieran Forde got so rat arsed he slept it out and didnt make his god damn flight - what a flight misser!

by Cat B October 19, 2008