Minecraft

A place where little kids get triggered

I am so mad!!! He blew up my house in minecraft

by .JESUS. May 25, 2018

Minecraft

A game where youtubers or older people play as Pedophiles

Vikkstar: (Does intro)
Dumb kids: ayyyyy Minecraftttt
Smart meme kids: *whisphers* Pedophile...

by DatBoi,Waddup January 29, 2018

Minecraft

Get the fuck out of my room I'm playing it

GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT

by hh_hh_h_hh_hh February 16, 2019

Minecraft

One of the greatest video games of all time

YO. Wanna play Minecraft
Sure bro, i'll hop on the craft now.

by xXXpro_diamond_minerXXx November 14, 2019

Minecraft

The meaning of life

I’m a Minecraft

by A big purple grape November 12, 2018

Minecraft

The Game that never dies, you play once and you're hooked in immediately. Like it's some type of virtual drug. It's unescapable as it's on literally everything.

Person 1: Hey, want to play some Minecraft?
Person 2: I've never played that game but I've seen it a lot.
Person 1: You should tOTALLY PLAY IT
Person 2: Ok, it says it's only $20. I'll get it.
- Person 3 arrives
Person 3: Don't play Minecraft! You'll get addicted!!
Person 2: And what game do you play?
Person 3: Fortnite.
- Person 3 proceeds to get beaten to death

by Pixelcraftian October 5, 2019

Minecraft

Minecraft: a retarded game for retarded 8 year olds

I played Minecraft today

by Mr.F*** December 10, 2017