monster minder

Someone who defends or protects massive or unruly pets.

Chuck: "Did you see that dude at the park with the huge Roti?"

P.B.: "Yup, he had tons of gear to control that MoFo, case he went apeshit on the

other poor unsuspecting pups there."

Chuck: "I know eh, the guy must me a "monster minder".

by nar August 26, 2014

Mineral

something you crave

Alpine Ibexes crave that mineral

by NotMyRealNameIsMyName December 25, 2014

Turd-Miner

There is no definition that can explain the harsh, back-breaking work that My Great-Great Great-Great-Grand-Father did when he was 3 years old.

Sadly, to make a living, My Great-Great Great-Great-Grand-Father Was a Poor Virginia Turd-Miner, working for no more than three cents a week

by The BIZ December 26, 2004

minerva

minerva es la mama mas linda y ermosa de todo el mundo poreso es mi mama.

minerva te amo con todo mi corazon.

by 02102005 May 8, 2018

Coal Miner

is a word used to describe an individual that is a Caucasian that has sexually promiscuous encounters with a person that is of African decent, better known as black pipo. Also known as a Mud shark.

can also be used as a reference to a homosexual male white pipo that only burglars the turds of homosexual male black pipo.

Did you see Layla? She was all over that black pipo dude at the bar last night. Isn't she married?
Dude, yes! I saw that but what do you expect she is a coal miner, I mean her husband is black pipo that she lives with.

Ewww gross look at that shit. That white pipo fag is all over that black pipo dude

Yeah that is disgusting . I can deal with fags but I cannot watch a coal miner in action

by Zan3 Fr0m Th3 Int3rn3t August 8, 2018

Bette Midler

The long form of the abbreviation BM as well as the proper euphemism for defecation.

Man, that burrito isn't sitting well...I really have to make a Bette Midler.

by Connor H. January 10, 2009

Minerals

stone and obsidion

i hope you got some of our minerals today

by Mezalex12 November 7, 2012