National Miracle Day

A national day of rest on February 22 in honor of the 1980 USA Olympic hockey team beating Russia

Joe: we don’t have school on the 22!
Mike: why
Joe: Because we are celebrating National Miracle Day

by Tyrone Shoelaces November 04, 2019

Miracle Whip and Slide

The act of dumping Miracle Whip mayonnaise onto a tarp and using it as a slip and slide.

My friend dumped Miracle Whip on a slip and slide, and he dubbed it the "Miracle Whip and Slide"

by BluesandSaintsNation March 02, 2023

miracle of heaven

A good thing happens.

MAN: I just want a calzone right now, too bad I bought the latest COD game.
MAN2: Did anyone say Calzones?
MAN: Miracle of heaven!

by Miss. AnonymousPuns September 30, 2017

miracle bud

When you are looking through a bag of shake and find a bud.

“Bro I just found a miracle bud” “no way man!”

by BigusDongus445 September 06, 2019

Flat Miracle

A male enhancement product made from fix-a-flat and Miracle Grow

I gotta get me some of that flat miracle.

by ac000000 January 11, 2011

Miracle Drink

This is when you mix together every type of hard liquor and wine there is and a gallon of each. Every Sunday to drink it at midnight and until it’s all gone with all your family and until all your blessings come true. Everyone must drink at least a gallon of the blended drink in a hour. No ice , chilled until midnight in your gallon cups.

That miracle drink hit the spot , I’m doing it every Sunday , and drinking it at midnight on Monday the same day the new day start at night at 12am on the dot.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 06, 2022

miracle stellar

she's the woman who is very mysterious but she is very beautiful and very thoughtful she always thinks of your well -being even if she doesn't tell you but expect that she always has a crush on you and she is always worried about how you feel and this woman is very loving and valued of this woman her family and her friends

i love miracle stellar

She's so beautiful inside and out

by Miracle stellar June 08, 2021