metrosexual

Sexually prefers to be with a bus, or "do it" on a bus

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by Who The Douce Are You? April 16, 2005

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metrosexual

a man who spends an excessive amout of time on his appearance, in a dressing room, in the mirror, or in front of a camera.

God, Joshie, you're such a metrosexual!

by vegeta*is*better March 8, 2007

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From the Greek 'meter' meaning 'mother,' and 'sexual.' Thus, as 'homosexual' means a person sexually attracted to members of the same sex, and a 'heterosexual' is someone attracted to members of the other sex, a metrosexual is a person sexually attracted to his or her mother.

Freud was big on metrosexuality.

by Blind Reggie McGee April 15, 2005

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metrosexual

A man who is not afraid of his feminine side but is still straight. This can include pampering himself, however it is sometimes referred to someone who is simply more comfortable around women or thinks more like a woman.

"He's always hanging around girls and even acts like them, he must be gay"
"No, he's a metrosexual"

by Dark Maverik October 4, 2004

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metrosexuals

A group of "men" who use vagisil and other womenly products because they "feel good about themselves". In other words, they have no wangs, balls, muscles, or testosterone. They act like fags (surprise) while claiming they aren't. You see them on TV shows a lot. Actually, you see them everywhere. I HATE YOU FUCKING FAGS! I MEAN, METROSEXUALS!

Let's get all the metrosexuals together by announcing a gay orgy. They like stuff like that, so they'll all come running. Then, we won't let them use any make up or vagisil for an entire hour! It'll make them go nuts! Even worse, we could have them do actual work! They would whine, though:
"I'm sweating! Can we stop? Pleeeease????"
"I think I broke a fingernail. Boo hoo hoo!"

You fags. You disgust me.

by Uncle Bob Tay February 28, 2005

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