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Getting A Merkins

To recieve head from behind. She is behind you and she goes in between your legs from behind and performs oral sex.
Boy 1: So, how'd your date go with Hannah go last night?

Boy 2: Oh dude: well. She gave me a merkins.

Boy 1: NO FUCKING WAY BRO!

Boy 2: Yup. I'm fuckin' smooth.

Boy 1: Getting a merkins is amazing.

Boy 2: I know right?!?
by I Am Merkins xD January 10, 2012
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merkin

damn! close your legs!! i can see your merkin, and its ugly!
by omfgmatty January 23, 2007
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Merkin Men's Club

Formally known as Merkin Men's Club, U.S.A. the group consists of several chapters, mainly across America and is dedicated to educating the youth on the importance of wearing fake pubic hair.

Started by Leonord Plotz, of Canarsie, NY in 1975, the group has grown to over ten thousand members worldwide, and has its largest membership in Austin, Texas.

Merkin Men's Club has received opposition from several local and state governments on its highly controversial standards, including requiring any new member to shave off their pubic hair and eat it in front of the active membership.
"Principal Edwards, you have to keep the Merkin Men's Club off our school grounds!"

"There's nothing I can do. They have as just a right to educate our kids as the sex and drug counselors do."
by Senor Rosenblattenbergenstein February 19, 2009
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Dirty Merlin

A Dirty Merlin is an older gentlemen, who hangs out in the corner of a bar hitting on locals. Usually sporting a novelty tash and smelling like rotten foodstuffs.
I met Ben for a drink as usual, but this time Dirty Merlin was there.
by Noraa Rellim January 26, 2009
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Mervin

Similar to a wedgie, but of the balls.
"ah damn I got a mervin." *while picking underwear from crotch*
by Jellatin November 15, 2003
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Merlin

Merlin means creativity and you are a very sporty person who loves to try new things and is very adventurous. You are a very lovable person who has a lot of friends.
I am a lot like Merlin.
by 3cookir7 October 27, 2017
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Merlin

Has an ex gf whos name starts with a K.Merlin also has a sister who's name starts with the letter s.Merlin likes to go on facetime, houseparty, snapchat, and instagram. Merlin wants to be successful in life, get married, and have 1-3 children.never loose a merlin.
Merlin the wizard in bed who likes rocking it hard.
by Drizzled ice July 31, 2018
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