Nostalgia Merchant

Rosy Retrospection but for football. Someone who judges a player from the past based on certain moments and not he whole picture.

Kevin de Bruyne is a better player than ZIdane but only nostalgia merchants will disagree

by Flo10 August 8, 2021

Merchant

A greedy person who is always tapping fags

Go away you fucking merchant.
Ive no fags go away you merchant.
Watch the pair of merchants off tapping up there.

by merchantkid November 4, 2011

word merchant

he carries a satchel of words around. all kinds of words. funny ones, mean ones, lies galore, weird ones too. hes weird i guess, like who carries such a heavy sac of silly words around. no one needs to hear that, unless they are about me, and good...

Paris is a word merchant. sometimes its good. mostly, its not.

by tito p November 30, 2005

Mass Merchanditis

The hazy feeling one gets after spending too much time shopping at large chain stores including but not limited to Walmart, Home Depot, and Bed, Bath and Beyond. Characterized by a headache, dry eyes, blurred vision, blank stare, sore feet.

Jane had to return home immediately, take two tylenol, and a large glass of water as her day of shopping was beginning to result in a textbook case of mass merchanditis.

by John Banczak October 8, 2008

Merchant

A bussinessperson engaged in the wholesale purchase for profit.

Edward had purchased a barrel of wine for the wedding and the wine merchant’s method of measuring the volume at first angered him.

by BlackPohatu November 21, 2016

surf merchant

A person who fucks people over.

Dave, the cunt, nicked my fuckin guitar leads last month and hasn't given me them back. Fuckin surf merchant!

by neil kilby May 5, 2006

Merchant Firewall

The metaphorical or cybernetic barrier that a resident Venetian* merchant uses to prevent unpopular truths from being being known.

"why was my comment deleted?"
"you got stopped by the merchant firewall bro"

by dirgistan May 14, 2015