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mermaids

mermaids is a group of beautiful girls, no one can surpass them but it’s good to try. we ALL believe in mermaids supremacy !
boy: who are these girls ??

another boy: a groupe of sexy girls named mermaids !
by spicyrosa November 22, 2021
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mermaidations 5:10

mermaidations 5:10 “thou must watcheth h2o”

-made by @aqua the dino
You’re a sinner, have you not read “mermaidations 5:10”? “thou must watcheth h2o”
by Aqua <3 February 1, 2023
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Mermaid Spit

The name for bong water when you accidentally ingest it.
Tommy just got mermaid spit from his bong.
by TIPSDIAMREM February 13, 2025
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The Wrong Mermaid

a. A merperson (usually a woman) who is the inverse of prevalent cultural depictions of merpeople: the front half of a fish attached at the waist to the bottom half of a person.
b. A sexual position based on this depiction, in which one partner is immobilized from the waist up, by tight swaddling with blankets.
Behind the door, I was shocked to find The Wrong Mermaid: Gwen immobilized on the couch, torso rolled tightly in Mom's quilt. Compromising as the position was, the back of Denise's head kept me from being forever traumatized by the sight of my pantsless sibling. I shut my eyes and pressed through to the hall.
by ExCognita March 25, 2023
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Mermaid

Someone who has a much better voice than body.
A- I finally got to meet that chick I met online.
B- The one with sexy voice?
A- Yeah, bro. It was disappointing. She looks she's made from blocks.
B- Sounds like you got mermaided, my dude.
by Wordsexual September 21, 2019
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Mermaid

/ˈmə meɪd/ (noun), mermaiding (intransitive verb)
To repudiate any connection or identification with another (the subject of the mermaiding). Can be expressed non-verbally, through presenting the subject with a GIF depicting King Triton from the Little Mermaid holding a three-pronged weapon, with which he casts a rainbow in bidding farewell.

Mermaiding entails no future contact in any form with the subject. Ideally, you should undergo electro-convulsive therapy or a surgical (or pharmaceutical) lobotomy to erase their existence from your life.

This is a last resort end to all future contact and should not be taken lightly.

In the words of King Triton, 'mermaiding' someone allows you "one less human to worry about" .
by PsychoG1rl March 19, 2018
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Dirty mermaid

A female so stanky that the only way you could fuck her was with her genitals underwater, ie a bathtub.

Being sure to avoid any situation that could make bubbles allowing her her yeastie Twang to reach the surface, ie a hottub
It stinks like dog food in the bathroom and the floor is soaking wet..... you had that dirty mermaids around again haven't you! Make sure you clean that bathroom and whatever the hell that is is around the edges
by Le on January 26, 2022
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