Mermaid

A rather peculiar looking woman with striking mermaid qualities.

Renise was something of a mermaid. She had long wild hair, and was very thin and sea-like.

by Earl Annie Edna October 28, 2008

Limerick Mermaid

A special request fetish, whereby the woman wears a horse's head.

Made notorious by the numerous demented scumbags of Limerick city and Irish music pair 'The Rubberbandits'.

I'm feeling kinky tonight Sínead. How's about a Limerick Mermaid? Put this on. (whilst handing her a horse head mask)

by daPillock December 10, 2010

Mermaid

Is a mystical creature that's human, but from the waist down, has an aquatic tail, and bigger lungs for swimming in the ocean. Mermaid being (female), and Merman being (male). They were probably mistaken for manatees in ancient times.

The word is also used nowadays to describe people that completely love the beach, also known as a beach rat.

I once knew a mermaid, she loved sex on the beach.

by Shapeshifter89 February 2, 2014

ditch mermaid

One who swims in ditches and/or lives in ditches.
Ditch mermaids are normally found in ditches the have recently been filled with rain water.

A ditch mermaid randomly swimming in a rain filled hole of some sort, eh?

by Hannah Marie. July 17, 2007

marmaduking

Moping about all big and stupid like. Extreemly uncoordinated with the constant fear of falling or tripping over something. Sam Junker was marmaduking around after loosing a basketball game.

Sam Junker was marmaduking around after loosing a basketball game.

by The James Thompson September 16, 2014

Lady Marmalade

The creamy, viscous, schmear that accumulates in a ladies delicates after a day of happenstance titillation or arousal.

Billy: "Ew, what's that stuff in your sister's panties?!"

Johnny: "Gimmie those! Mom said that's just her lady marmalade. It's normal."

Billy: *takes note to smell some ASAP*

by Buster Grand January 5, 2022

melmar

Someone who just sucks overall.

Not liked by most.

Thinks they are awesome, but not.

Person1: Ted is rapping to the beastie boys again.
Person2: He's such a melmar.

by xxxxxx3434343dsf January 4, 2009