Meat and Beat Talk

A way in which men communicate with each other when not in the presence of females.

Covering topics such as but not limited to: jerking off, taking a shit, squirting competitions, etc, etc...

Randy and I had a fulfilling meat and beat talk this evening.

We had a lively discussion covering the advantages and disadvantages of jerking off into a sock before bedtime.

by ravenwood2011 October 20, 2011

meat hawg

A meat like spear shaped penis that pulsates and twitches, leaving the gash destroyed and damaged.

Hey that girl really felt the Meat Hawg last night didn't she?

by Tweaker ron January 22, 2014

meat clackers

Testicles

Chip's girlfriend kicked him right in his meat clackers.

by ThatShiKrey January 25, 2015

meat duck

Someone of the duck.. also a really good cuddle object (soft and squishy)

Guy: wanna cuddle

Girl: nah I gotta meat duck.

by Yuopi January 30, 2017

meat toot

When a girl is being eaten out and when the male takes a breath, the girl suddenly queefs on the males mouth.

Yo I heard Grace got eaten out by dimitri and she queefed in his mouth. She had a dirty meat toot

by A niglet from Africa November 20, 2018

Meatball-bed

A fat Italian man. Whom only cares about food and his bed.

You fat meatball-bed

by Poseidon April 22, 2020

Wet Meatball

A wet meatball is when a male gets his testicle stuck inside of a vagina while having sex and this may cause a large amount of pain for him.

Oh baby stop i think i just got a wet meatball

by crasateringer June 3, 2010