Medical Depression

a chemical imbalance in the brain that prevents you from enjoying sunsets. Usually counter balanced by pills, but only cured by therapeutic help.

My doctor calmed I might have medical depression.

by Rebelaxe May 15, 2018

medical misdirection

When you call report to the freestanding ED with a 79yoa Female with a twisted ankle, and the MD makes it a Trauma 1 and diverts you to Metro.

"This is Med 8,coming to you with a 79 Female, Complaint is Isolated Ankle Injury. Denies falling, states twisted it whi..."
MD: "Wait, you said 79? TRAUMA TEAM! DIVERT TO METRO!" *click
"...Fucksticks, more medical misdirection..."

by ParaBasicFireDriver May 19, 2018

medical pussy

A beautiful girl in scrubs who works in the medical field. In most cases, the scrubs are tight around the vagina.

Did you see that nurse over there? That is some serious medical pussy!

by Pompano935 July 14, 2019

The medic symbol

When two consenting men wrap their phallusi around one another like the symbol of medicine.

So, how do we make the medic symbol with our penises.

by Banana Hammie December 14, 2019

Cyber Medic

The Best Waifu, none are better. Really thicc, really busty, really cute.

"cyber medic best waifu dont @ me"

by GoddessofHealing December 29, 2019

Medication

Another word for drugs both illegal and legal

Yo bro do you have that medication i wanted

by Loki the best asguardian May 20, 2019

Medical Redbull

A term used as an excuse to have Redbull in class. The teacher doesn't believe that the Redbull is for a medical condition, they just don't care. The student believes that they bamboozled the teacher, and will brag about it.

Teacher: "Jediah, you can't have your Redbull in class."

Jediah: "It's for my medical condition."

Clara: "Typical Jediah with his medical Redbull."

by Aunt Karen June 2, 2019