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Maloria

A Playerworld on the game "Graal(A P2P zelda rip off)"

Full of 12 year old corrupt abusive "staff" who ban you for "lagging" into or wall or telling them to fuck off, eat shit and die.

The majority of people who play on it (all) are 12 year old homosexual j3w fuckers who "LOL A TRIAL" at people who don't want to pay for a shit zelda rip off laggy peice of shit game.
Longdon is a h0bbit shagging fucktard who is shit at gfx and also has a website (longdonshobbits.netfirms.com)

"Shockei" is a master of "leet hax" as his website clearly shows (graalhax0r.netfirms.com)
Also a master at sucking off Dr. Pepper bottles

Maloria So shit.
by hitl0rz October 29, 2006
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Malori

(Ma-lor-ee)
Anoter, more unique way, of spelling Mallory.

Also known as Nutsy, Sporky, Weetsie, a cannible, Shorty.

Is generlly short.
Likes soccer. (Somewhat vicious).
And likes to dye her hair and get piercings.
Soccer Game:
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Boy (opposing team playing offence)
Malori (defence of home team)
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Boy checks Malori out. Follows her when she doesn't even have the ball. Creeper.

Malori gets the ball. He runs to her. She deeks around him and "accidentally" knees him in the thigh.

Boy goes off field limping.
by Sneaky Spork May 3, 2009
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dorkus malorkus

Someone who is extremely absent of social graces, so much so that it is fun to watch... might have something to do with the city of Mallorca in Spain.
"My math teacher farted in class again today, she is such a dorkus malorkus."
by SnickersBars4YrButt January 12, 2008
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Mallory's Ice Cream Day

Its just that simple...Its the national holiday made official by George W. Bush in which everyone buys Mallory Richardson ice cream*. (Must be gluten free and preferably from Ben & Jerrys or Blue Bell which can be found at Russel Stovers).

*Will not be reimbursed but I will allow you to enjoy my company while I eat
Omg its Mallory's Ice Cream Day!! I better walk to Ben & Jerry's and get her some Cherry Garcia!
by Happy Ice Cream Day April 23, 2013
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mallorca

A person who spends all their time at the mall.
Usually in groups called pods.
"Hey look at all those MallOrcas hanging out near Forever 21"
by Parker79 November 16, 2016
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Gangster Mayor

Another name for Kwame Kilpatrick, Former mayor of Detroit, MI. He has earned the name with his criminal record or assault, perjury, and criminal misconduct.
The Gangster Mayor got his mom to pay $30,000 for a private jet to Texas!
by DoubleW February 8, 2009
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Mallorbation

The act of Mallorbating, to Mallorbate.

Masturbation without the use of the hands. Using only ones eyes to receive pleasure from them self.
Guy #1- "Dood whats going on?"
Guy #2- "Dun worry about it"
Guy #1- "but you aren't using your hands!"
Guy #2- "I know ;) I'm mallorbating"

Only Mallory can do the act of mallorbation.
by TeahTeahBanana May 14, 2011
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