Frat Matter 

A bizarre, grey substance found on shoes and the bottoms of pants after a frat party. It is sticky and repulsive, as well as exceedingly difficult to clean. Everyone always has their own definitive theory of what it actually is and how it gets on everyone.

Bruh, it took my mom like 3 hours to get all the frat matter off of my shoes today.

Frat Matter by BIGAL51 March 16, 2016

justin matthew 

Loved by the ladies... This guy is incredibly cool amd confident. Equipped with the down under physical features women dream of. Is an exceptional lover and friend and will make you feel like you are the most special person in the whole wide world. Loyal and honest. Loves by his own set of rules.

Justin Matthew is the truth and the proof...

justin matthew by jbone43123 December 20, 2016

pulling a Matthew McConaughey

A ripped male who goes shirtless in situations where shirtless attire is entirely unnecessary.

Matthew McConaughey was recently seen on the Malibu tennis courts wearing a headband and predictably pulling a Matthew McConaughey

pulling a Matthew McConaughey by InDazzled July 28, 2009

Mattheus 

An amazing guy who is great to talk to. Good looking. He tends to have a joke, but not everyone gets his humor. He doesn't like relationships but he fancies someone. He loves his family and friends more than anything.

Mattheus.

Mattheus by akisstooshort January 15, 2012

matthew stokoe

Author of the incredibly disturbing and visceral novels "Cows" and "High Life." An underground phenomenon of the literary world, Stokoe's name has become synonymous with some of the most graphic imagery and poetically offensive writing since the French surrealism movement.

"Since I read Cows by Matthew Stokoe, I haven't been able to eat beef because I'm afraid of the semen levels I might be digesting."

matthew stokoe by jody r. gross March 24, 2007

Mattea 

The most beautiful, nice, funny, awesome, amazing, cool, awesmazing, interesting girl ON THE PLANET!

I love Mattea, she's the BEST

Mattea by Byron67000 February 7, 2010

No lives matter 

The belief that no life is more important than the next, that life is worth losing no matter your shade of skin, and that you might as well make the one you have count instead of spending all your time focused on who's life matters or what shade of skin they have/had.

In reality No lives matter, since nobody gets to take their life with them when they pass.

No lives matter by Solid Mantis May 18, 2021