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Madison

an extremely hot girl with the body and the face. has generally big lips good for making out ;) also has a great since of humor but who really cares about that? shes fricken hella fine.
Person 1: Damn do u see that chick? she got the jugs and the lips!
Person2: such a madison dawg
by DavidIsASexyJew October 12, 2010
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mattison

Amazing beast who beats the shit out of Dobbs(s) with nerf bullets and crushes everyone at football and lacrosse
Man i wish i was Mattison, i hate dobbs
by beast, hoss February 3, 2009
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Madison

Literally the cutest girl you will ever meet. Usually always has a boyfriend or a guy chasing her. Super sweet and adorable. Madisons are cutest when they are short and that usually attracts most guys other than her gorgeous eyes and smile. She lights up a room and everyone loves her. Madisons are SUPER great at the arts and loves them more than most things. Is usually the girl you envy for getting all the leads. If you have a Madison never let her go. If you have a crush on a Madison, don't be afraid to tell her so. You might end up with her so just go for it. Madisons are truly perfect in every way.
Guy 1: Who's that cute girl over there?
Guy 2: Don't try. She's definitely taken. That's Madison.
Guy 1: Oh right! I saw her performance last night. Perfect as usual.
Guy 2: I know right. She's just amazing.
Guy 1: Do you think all of the other theater girls get jealous of her?
Guy 2: Dude, every girl in school is jealous of her. And every guy who isn't with her.
by Singer_ActressM9 July 20, 2017
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Madison Snowball

A guy is fucking a girl. When he is about to cum he pulls out and yells "There's gonna be a snow storm!" and cums all over her. While she is laying there waiting for the guy to clean her off the guy wipes up the cum with his hand and throws it at her face.
Guy 1: Hey, how'd last night go?

Guy 2: Awesome! I totally Madison Snowballed her!
by Buttercup, Cheesecake September 1, 2013
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Mathisoning

When a person is in the gym doing only bicep curls and calf raises, he is "Mathisoning". Other behaviors that can be interchanged with this verb include: yelling at a pizza man shirtless, struggling to interact with "bitch ass hoes" or punching a brick-wall after a missed jump-shot.
Example no. 1 =

Guy #1 - "One... two.. four... thirty six..."

Guy #2 - "What the fuck are you doing man? Quit Mathisoning and stop with the bicep curls. Go squat or something"

Example no. 2 =

Howard - "Dude what is that guy doing? That girl just slapped him across the face?" *points at a guy 30 feet away*

Johnny - "I don't know.. I guess the only way to describe it would be to say that he is Mathisoning.. I mean that bitch ass hoe really didn't want his tube-sock in her mouth"
by Doctor T98 September 6, 2013
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Madison

She is amazing and perfect in every way. The smartest most beautiful person you will ever meet.
She is the best her name must be Madison.
by Ethan Mollett January 27, 2017
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Madison

This is a common name but every ine who has it is different. Madison is the best girlfriend and a better wife. She's a great friend but with her squad she's unstoppable to what she wants to do. ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ
I bet her name is Madison she's so gorgeous!
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