clam masher

A girl who mashes clams with another girl

That girl is a total clam masher

by Mallory January 6, 2004

shlong master 3000

someone who is a fag and is comfortable around dicks.

Hey shlong master 3000, get your dumbass over here.

by Joey Rockwell May 23, 2008

maseera

One of those girls that makes your heart skip a beat when you first meet her.

Exceptionally beautiful and caring.

Someone with a penchant for Zaxbys chocolate chip cookies and Wendy's strawberry lemonade.

I was driving by a Wendy's last night and totally Maseera'd out.

by FlynnR July 27, 2016

Master Of Pigeons

This guy has complete control over all wild pigeons (and to a lesser extent, doves). Plans to one day dominate the earth with his army of feathered pests.

HOLY SHIT!!!! It's the master of pigeons!!!
Throw some bread and hope he goes away.

by EdLeicester January 20, 2009

dimension master

Any one of the six beings forged out of space, time, light, darkness, life, energy, and matter at the start of every universe. They usually serve as mercenaries, assassins for hire, or bounty hunters. The six members are Z, D, P, S, N, and J. Though not humans, they do appear as such. Their godlike powers are virtually unrivaled in all the dimensions. They're pretty damn badass.

Me: Am I the only one that thinks the Dimension Masters are gay? ...No?

My friend: Shut the fuck up, man. They're more badass than the Avengers!

Other friend: They could totally kick Satan's ass any day!

Me: If you say so...

by Practical Problems December 19, 2013

Dungeon Master

The BDSM equivalent of a Road Chief: someone who observes at a play party or scene in order to monitor it, and step in if things get out of hand. Having a Dungeon Master or Play master is way of ensure that things Safe, Sane, and Consensual, especially in large groups.

Note that this may or may not overlap with two other meanings in that community (someone who is Dom over several others in a bigger scene, or someone who runs a Dungeon or play party). Also, some more nerdy Kink-folk know about the Tabletop RPG meaning and/or video game, so jokes about those do sometimes come up.

The Dungeon Master saw that the gagged sub was bleeding profusely and seemed to be dazed, so she called out the Safe Word. Unfortunately, the Dom didn't listen and she needed to get some of the others to force him away from the sub.

by Schol-R-LEA July 22, 2017

Master of the Universe

Self proclaimed title of anybody who works on Wall Street and believes their trading/ market making/ whatever makes them feel like God.

I'm an investment banker and therefore I'm a master of the Universe - meaning I own you. Now pour me a drink

by Mr Razzle June 4, 2013