Egyptian Gas Mask

It is when a man is sitting on a woman's face, his balls are ever-so-strategically placed over her eyes like a silk pillow...while he farts into her nose.

"Mahied, sit on my face with and give me your kingly scent."

by Jennifer Voldness May 13, 2005

Mocha Marks

A line of fecal matter in your underwear that varies in thickness from thin to meaty. Usually a result of poor asswiping skills.

I farted and left mocha marks in my drawers.

by Monty Parrlo November 15, 2004

meat mask

a meat mask is when a man drapes his tubesteak down anothers nose and lays his balls in here eyes.

i gave that filthy tramp a meatmask after she sucked me off.

by meathead April 22, 2005

MaskSaint

self righteous idiots in my neighborhood who think that wearing a mask will save the rest of us.

"So you are willing to wear a mask but that's the limit to what you will do to protect others? Otherwise it's just too much work, so fuck them - you must be a MaskSaint"

by Conspiracy Realist July 11, 2020

Maksymilian

A Polish boy with an abnormally large penis which will tear through your anus and beg for mercy. His penis is rumored to have cracked most cheap safes and it has enough force to Kill a baby hippo. Hence the term "once you go maksymilian you will need a seat cushion} for the rest of your days"

Wow Maksymilian almost broke apart my butthole last night!

by aloeolaaas October 7, 2019

Bologna Mask

the act of stretching the nut sack over the face.

After she fell asleep I bologna masked dat bitch!

by Stefanjayjohnson March 3, 2009

McConnell Mask

Slang for the oddly expressionless, glassy-eyed and wax-like visage of Mitch McConnell.

Oh yeah, Mitch feels passionately about King Trump remaining on the throne - but the McConnell Mask is always in place.

by Dr Bunnygirl December 14, 2019