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marry Poppins is when you use an umbrella as a dildo
by peenieweenie69 May 16, 2022
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The Married Man & 13day Sex Slave

Long ago a man was by himself he had no woman,but occasional fuck girl he knew through charity work in a shop.He said he

works with young people.She kept showing

up at his even when it was clear he didn't want her to.One day he met a woman who could

hold her own she's feisty & fulla fire he likes what he sees,but she pays no attention to him checking her out.This woman turned down 3 guys 2yrs before the man was lucky he got the time of day.They later talked & hit it off after

they were never apart.Yrs later ENGAGED all happy for them.Then big day WOW we all witnessed the beautiful union unfortunately

his inability to RAM the meat became a problem very lazy due to certain things,but the man a phony appeared to be meeting the gullible young girl believing she would fix his problem worse is it was all happening at his home I was aware of this & I even got blamed for stuff which break up mine & his wife friendship. The Sex Slave was there for 12 days or more & stays said he didn't want her to as it was just a fuck,but she always stays guilt is killing me don't know what to do his wife is loyal & good woman they married in the eyes of God he'll never have another woman like her. Marriage is sacred🙏🏽What God hath joined together let no man put asunder(Mathew 19:6)Marriage is of God🙏🏽I hold the playing cards to mashup his life.Right now his WIFE has all the power.The Sex Slave is just a SLUT who has no respect for women or herself. I could tell his family make it right.
SKUTTA
by Janet21 March 5, 2023
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Marri

the cutest person ever! they are so sweet and draw you pictures <3
they often care for you, and always want to keep you happy!
if you ever meet a marri, keep them close to you! 🐰🍀
did you see marri's new post? they're so cute!
by keigos March 7, 2023
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Marry

Marry is a girl who is misunderstood by many. Once you get to know her she is very smiling, her energy is a radiating light. She is full of bloom and charms. She loves to smile a lot. She is a very positive cheerful girl. Marry is a person who you can always be happy and trust around. She is a girl who will not judge. She is full of many hidden charms.
Marry is a girl who can light up a room
Marry is a smiley person
by Lovenshine November 20, 2023
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Married Goggles

This is when you hear one of your married friends talking about the attractiveness of a girl, usually noticeable once they describe someone you both saw, or a mutual aquatience and they over exaggerate how pretty she is, because they have to bang the same piece of ass for the rest of there miserable lives so all girls become seemingly hotter. (The same may go for married gals as well)
Married friend: Sarah was looking fine tonight.
You: Sarah was looking like... Sarah. You have your married goggles on.
by NwMI Guy December 21, 2016
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Marry your friends oc day

U like your friends oc(original character)?well use this day marry them,June 1st marry your friends oc day
You:I I’m gonna marry your oc

Friend:What no you can’t

You:yes I can it’s marry your friends oc day
by Eggy eggs May 31, 2021
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Boyys marry weirooooooooooooooos

Boyys marry weirooooooooooooooos
by OOF i just died May 3, 2021
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